Doctor Drox

I'm working on a new science fiction concept I like to call the Friendship Nexus where you can go to visit your friends anytime you want for as long as you want and yes they will build the friendship nexus in real life

I never realized just how fucking surreal Bille Nye was at times. It's almost like YTP

These constant theme months and art days make me feel so bad about how slow I am at drawing :<

Macro March this. Mino March that.

How about Lay Down & Do Nothing March

I think they screwed up and put regular milk in my drink...
(<-- He's lactose intolerant)

They're killing bitches in the street and I'm worried about what people will think about me fantasizing having a supportive father figure in my life

Thinking maybe I should do more ABDL art and just post it straight up because my brand is very tame and SFW and mostly about praise and pampering and tender daddy/son love

Extreme bad vibes damage

I was put on this earth to eat yummy food, play with my friends and draw silly pictures

They hate me because I speak my truth

I got a pistachio latte this morning over my usual hazelnut and lord this shit is yankin

I might've been a squirrel in a past life because god I love anything with nuts in it

It also attracted creeps and weirdos to my inboxes and that made me severely uncomfortable

It no longer sparked joy and I didn't want to be affiliated with it any more

I dream that one day Tumblr will lift their porn ban and we can all return to our promised land... Our home...

And sometime you're so close to the edge that you can't help but begging and moaning for it at the table (we call that riichi)

Hang on I think I'm cooking up a furry version of Akagi

You're constantly building and progressing towards the edge (tenpai) so that you can have a release (ron/tsumo) and sometimes you get it and sometimes you don't

So true bestie

Mahjong is a lot like edging if you think about it

Wow, barely even 10 minutes into my shift and I already want to cry I think that's a new PB

Heavy breathing and kissing between snacks stuffed into each other's fat faces nothing but mutual lard pressing and wobbling against each other, two extra sensitive bulges of softness amidst the rolls and folds smooshing against each other producing endless fatty pleasure and desire

What if we pressed out bellies together and squished and squoze our flabby nullges together too?

I guess it haaas been a while since I saw down there...
Not that there was anything there in the first place but you never know what happens in 600 pounds...

What if I was fat and permanull?

I wanna be able to take gigantic shark bites out of anything just as a coping mechanism. Steering wheel? Chomped. Drywall? Chomped. The fabric of spacetime? Chomped!!

You'll have to grind slipping on banana peels until you hit Lvl 12 and can start throwing cream pies at the training dummy to get to Lvl 35 (Don't bother with seltzer or hand buzzers they've got worse XP/Hr) Once you do the quest to join the Toon Guild you can just spam paint tunnel until you hit 99

I wish I could yugioh style mindcrush some people and free them from the American consumerism/materialism brain disease

Please be gentle with me I'm autistic have anxiety and am witnessing the collapse society and culture

Sometimes writing is so easy it's like an angel is speaking through me and other times it's like I'm a chimp sitting at a type writer. Is there like a secret to unlocking your writing flow state or something?