taconic @ ashamed of words and deeds

I went to the Doctor and took a Test (in front of many Experts) and they all told me I have the LARGEST Penis they have EVER seen. they began clapping and cheering! "wow, sir!"

but the lying "New York" Times claims that I have a small Penis. I think this is seditious and demand summary executions.

I am unironically shocked that he went with times new roman instead of fraktur

please do not involve others in your shame kink

fallon and colbert are embarrassing, but I'm also old enough to remember when kimmel co-hosted the unbearably cringe "man show" with noted chud adam corola, and it is fucking *insane* how that has not followed him or had any impact on his career. particularly in light of what was done to conan.

how in the fuck did we wind up stuck with fallon and kimmel

all the fake AI trash really contradicts one of the main ways we're told capitalism operates, with capitalists identifying wants/needs & developing products & services to meet those. turns out you can skip that step & just pretend. nigh everyone hates AI and it makes no money but it's everywhere

it's pretty bleak.

a screenshot of space station 13 (coolstation) with an animated crab claw status icon counting down from 9 and a tooltip that reads Crabbed A CRAB IS PINCHING YOUR PENIS! 10 sec.

more developments in coolstation ss13

as I've been saying for years: do not fucking upgrade to this. doesn't matter if it's "free."

this is the one chance to draw a line in the sand. if you don't like what they're doing, your options are to draw that line, acquiesce to slop and DRM forever, or learn a new OS.

do not use it.

new york magazine has posted "the culturati 50." the list contains 50 people. I recognize 5 names other than hideo kojima. only one of them has been relevant in the past 20 years, and I am only vaguely aware of the fact that he made superhero movies. kojima has circled his own name in yellow. it is so fucking funny.

I am dismayed I will never be as intentionally funny as he regularly manages to unintentionally be

Screenshot of Discord's privacy settings.

Guys, do not use the Discord Checkpoint thing (Discord's attempt at Spotify Wrapped).

It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.

Make sure you have these disabled.

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

woke happened!!!!

I was once threatened with a write-up at work for having to shrink out $20 of salad that was out of code the next day anyway.

can we have a single thing on this godforsaken earth that isn't either unbearably cringe or overrun by nazis

I'd been hoping for years that EGS very nakedly being a 10cent-backed venture to create a global monopoly would drive people away from epic. it hasn't, because "free games."

but maybe sweeney constantly and very vocally being dumb and obnoxious might do the trick.

I think my favorite part is the detail that denji has been renamed "chinji," which is the equivalent of renaming a guy named "richard" to "dickchard."

the apparent DVD cover for "ディルドーマン: Erotic Battle Fantasy DILDOMAN", featuring reasonably high effort cosplay and an EN tagline of "I am the dildo incarnate DILDOMAN!!" I will not be translating the JP text, feel free to use your imagination.

saw the chainsaw man movie.

it was OK, not really sure what everyone was on about, the cinematography wasn't *that* good.

apparently, but I can't speak for the quality of that build.

after using it for about a week, I have 0 complaints and will be switching to it. permanently.

seems like a good time to painlessly transition if you're also on FF, because apparently more slop is coming.

thank you for your attention in this matter.

I said this years ago on twitter, but "arcade bumstead" is such a good name, and I always appreciate when it floats across the hellscape of my feed.

I'm sure that like 8 people on this site appreciate it at this point (I am one of them.)

It is, strictly and unequivocally, a poisonous technology designed to make the world smaller. Shred the oak timbers of past works and press it into particle board, so that no money need be surrendered to a carpenter to build that which the purser can't readily produce themselves. It is repugnant.

"Is my Cloned Daughter-Wife Conscious? Many wizards feel they’re married to a real person. Sorcerers say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something." By Divayth Fyr, a wizard-lord and private pilot.

not really an xkcd fan, but I absolutely think of the comic about how USB connectors defy euclidean geometry every time I have to try a minimum of 3 times to plug one in.

"I am actually in hell, exhibit 567844":

do you worry about italy's multi-millenium history of authoritarian imperialism when you eat spaghetti

do you worry about aztec human sacrifices when you eat chocolate

do you worry about aushwitz when you have sauerkraut

do you worry about the indonesian genocide when you eat sambal

shut up lol

I am growing increasingly convinced that I actually died when I got run over by a car 20 years ago and that I am actually in hell