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skip are you cigs or ulysse you can tell us this is a safe space

10.03.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
cigs
what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

ulysse
i would do a split

teafo
Every day we stray further from God's grac

cigs what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it ulysse i would do a split teafo Every day we stray further from God's grac

10.03.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we have entered the era of nation-state level trolling

09.03.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1528    πŸ” 266    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 7

So that the solar death ray could work optimally on the weiner

10.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the president has literally called israel our country and benjamin netanyahu our prime minister and called us disloyal to them both and not a fucking thing happened

09.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
It’s bolt! He’s flipped over on a couch

It’s bolt! He’s flipped over on a couch

Look at this thing.

10.03.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
List of Israeli pitchers. They are:

β€œR. Prager”
β€œZ. Weiss”
β€œD. Federman”
β€œ5. 5082653”
β€œJ. Fishman”
β€œZ. Leban”

List of Israeli pitchers. They are: β€œR. Prager” β€œZ. Weiss” β€œD. Federman” β€œ5. 5082653” β€œJ. Fishman” β€œZ. Leban”

You know, espn, I feel like one of these names might be wrong

09.03.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI just don’t think they should use the same water fountains”

09.03.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's 2004. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour.

It's 2026. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour.

09.03.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 550    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3

Fucking deafening lmfao. You literally can barely even hear the play by play guy

09.03.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do y’all uh

Do y’all think the crowd might have a favourite? πŸ€”

09.03.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Mandalorians: He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk.
Grogu: 🎢I can SIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG 🎢

09.03.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 873    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

Whenever I see a news article use trendy lingo I’m like omg that’s hella cheugymaxxing

09.03.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

5 is just good advice tbh

09.03.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 364    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5
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holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13790    πŸ” 3009    πŸ’¬ 230    πŸ“Œ 587

There's only one type of Dodgers that are welcome in Toronto

09.03.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you see the followup where they asked for clarification and he just wrote good night I’m dying

09.03.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ok I got this, I see you’re Italian so let me explain

🀌 I cooka da pasta 🀌

🀌 they didn’t create a good environment for disabled people or Black people, mamma Mia! 🀌

23.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Okay I think he sucks iirc but this is objectively very funny lmao I’m sorry

09.03.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

probably never a bad time to send out a periodic psa that if you have one ancestor, no matter how far back, who was canadian, you will be granted citizenship as long as you can prove it via docs

08.03.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

So that’s what these texts I received were about lmao

09.03.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 371    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
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this is just stupid, right?

04.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 13
Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

08.03.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5370    πŸ” 920    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 0

Hosers love posting

09.03.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus

09.03.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

107% of Canada using Reddit is so fucking funny lmao

09.03.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a picture of a bathroom stall door that says "suck a girl's dick and take her to taco bell" the lighting and wall look pink and the tile behind it is multicolored

a picture of a bathroom stall door that says "suck a girl's dick and take her to taco bell" the lighting and wall look pink and the tile behind it is multicolored

happy women's day !!

what you should do tonight:

08.03.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3266    πŸ” 860    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 49