Fellow Mermaid Man. Or… “merMAN.”

“Water is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty…”

*cerveza

La cervesa mas fina, indeed.

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Maybe it was made of pure asbestos and you dodged a bullet. 🤷‍♂️ www.tvfandomlounge.com/fans-blast-t...

Someone is watching a lot of YouTube around me.

I am becoming an expert on Minecraft without ever having played. Ever.

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Oh.

What does this mean?

Let’s try just releasing them right now.

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You should do more physical damage to the TV. Then burn it.

Yeah! The TV I was watching him on got smaller hands as a result. Yes, you read that right. I can’t have a TV with small hands!

can i please just watch the game

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love when lyrics rhyme
Fart

Hey - I just told Dylan at my Starbucks that you sent me and they were supppppppper confused. Why would you do this to me?!?!

How do you watch? I always have to follow via a website box score.

Hey @quinnhasadhd.bsky.social! I have to admit that I am really tearful right now, but for the right reasons, I think. This was a really beautiful message that, although I can never appreciate it quite the same, it speaks to me in a language I understand. Thank you for sharing. Love you, man.

my desire to want to know what bologna sounds like is only outweighed by my desire to not want to ruin my record player

Gunther’s drop was *chef’s kiss*

Thank you, both!

Alright - I know I could Google this, but which channel has AEW? I need to start watching after a conversation with @quinnhasadhd.bsky.social and his husband.

The people for you will make you feel safe, seen, and calm

“Bro!”

Detroit skyline with Hockeytown, Comerica Park, and Ford Field visible in the background.

A wise kid once said, “No, mom, hold on. *adjusts muscle pose* Okay - now you can take it.” @wreckmyplansthatsmyamanda.swifties.social

Whoever hung that frame up did it… like… perfectly. Weird!

I use a Clinique Men’a line lotion called “oil reducing mattifying moisturizer,” or something like that. As someone with naturally oily skin, that does as described for me. However… you could also look at it this way: naturally oily skin means less wrinkles and we will age like fine wine, my dude. 🙂

Feels pretty good, eh? 🙂

Hey, thanks! 🙂

FKA Twigs…

Do you pronounce each letter individually or are you supposed to pronounce it like “ficka?”

I honestly don’t know and I’ve been afraid to ask.