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Nolan

@mspnoodle.bsky.social

I meant gay as in stupid and bad. Chronically online. Occasionally nsfw. Married. Mpls.

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28.02.2026 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning Scottie!! ๐Ÿ˜ค

27.02.2026 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™ve been low on protein powder for a while so Iโ€™ve been using Conorโ€™s post-gym while I wait to buy more and this shit is vile I canโ€™t believe he lives like this.

26.02.2026 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tytysm

24.02.2026 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. Iโ€™m 5 eps in to season 1 for the first time.

24.02.2026 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait turns out Sex and the City so good??

24.02.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol goodnight sweet prince

21.02.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@thomcb88.bsky.social what dat throat do?

21.02.2026 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No truly from the opening of Ameriican Requiem I get so hype every time like my god itโ€™s genius.

21.02.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come upstairs!

19.02.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Selfie of me in the gym mirror with weights and machines in the background. Iโ€™m flipping my middle finger. Teehee.

Selfie of me in the gym mirror with weights and machines in the background. Iโ€™m flipping my middle finger. Teehee.

Whole gym to myself for my entire lift god loves f*gs!!!!!

19.02.2026 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 140    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Regular step-ups onto said soapbox is actually how he got the ass in question

19.02.2026 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My godddd ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

19.02.2026 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See now the way I had originally written that exact joke but didnโ€™t want to be out here doing too much before 9 AM!!

19.02.2026 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s something about backwards that looks better but I canโ€™t quite put my finger on itโ€ฆ ๐Ÿค”

19.02.2026 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t believe Iโ€™m alive at the same time as Beyoncรฉ lmao thank GOD

19.02.2026 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol YES

18.02.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Landscape designer coming to our house soon (in a snowstorm lmao) to help us plan for a new patio and landscape design this summer and Iโ€™m so excited but so terrified for how much this is about to cost. ๐Ÿ˜…

18.02.2026 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg I started doing a couple of his workouts and hard agree!

18.02.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I must say I agree!!

18.02.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok I guess

18.02.2026 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truly the most incredible show like I left a changed person.

18.02.2026 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Husband left the space heater in our bedroom on high and then fell asleep and I just came up to bed a couple hours later and now itโ€™s a sauna in here

18.02.2026 06:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

17.02.2026 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I Hive out for a second what if after Act III is all said and done Beyoncรฉ surprise drops an Act IV on the same schedule. Yโ€™all know that lady loves the number 4.

16.02.2026 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scottie so handsomeee

15.02.2026 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard agree!

15.02.2026 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

15.02.2026 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cuteeeee

15.02.2026 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh okay yeah ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

15.02.2026 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0