Nolan

Would die for her btw

Thank you, king. 👑

I hate a typo ass bitch “nest picture”??? “AND mcu budget”??? brb gonna go jump off a cliff

Nominate it for Nest Picture I’m not even kidding. And Josh O’Connor for Lead Actor. I think Rian Johnson should be allowed to make 20 of these with and MCU budget.

FINALLY saw Wake Up Dead Man. God damn it Rian Johnson you bastard you’ve done it again!!!!!! My KING!!!!

We also only got 10% off our bill lmao.

Also this doesn’t even do it justice lmao. A man burst into the door, yelled across the restaurant “next time I see you I’m gonna beat your fucking ass!” to the server, and rhen left but the server chased him outside and we watched them fight right outside the window.

Drinks served neat and luke-warm, mind you!

Origami Tiger in Uptown. So bizarre.

Might have to go live on insta or something to do a storytime about the restaurant experience we’re having right now lmao I’m losing my mind.

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Oh I’ll be coming for sure!

Yeah I’ll be right over!!

Our new poet laureate

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House fires are no laughing matter!! Make sure your tree has plenty of water at all times!

If im Carol in Pluribus I think I’m dialing 0 and I’m just like hey can Andrew Garfield come over and fuck me? Idk why she’s having such a hard time with this.

*whispers into the void* ᴵ ᵏᶦⁿᵈᵃ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᴾᵃⁿᵗᵒⁿᵉ ᶜᵒˡᵒʳ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ʸᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵉᵉʰᵉᵉ

Y’all are so 😍😍

These halls are decked, btw! 😤

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Husband hosted his little gay book club tonight so we have a whole spread of delicious pretzels and chips and treats at the house but I got a fucking TOOTH extracted this morning so I’m STARVING because I can only eat liquids and it feels like I’m being PUNISHED. 😭

My gym only has 2 (TWO!) incline benches in the free weights area and this bitch is using one of them just to hold her phone and water while she works out next to it. 😵‍💫

If I don’t see Wake Up Dead Man in the next 24 hours I’m going to end it all.

And look at us now. Women’s stories really do matter, don’t they! ❤️❤️

Thank you!! I remember asking you if I had lipstick on my teeth. You were so sweet. A real girl’s girl!

Omg I remember this like it was yesterday. The day we met. 🥰 Just you, me, and a few hundred of our nearest and dearest, getting ready to take back the Capitol.

Exactly. The only reason I haven’t deleted my Truth Social account. 🥰

It’s an honor just to be nominated. 🥰