Nolan

2nd Anniversary married to the loml. Love you, Pookie. @hey-cj.bsky.social

Almost missed the first day of Jocktober. My sincerest apologies. Please accept this late submission.

Why don’t you let the audience decide..

This weather is bullshit I wanna wear a SWEATER!!!!!!!

hey from hotel 😌

If I get raptured tomorrow I’m gonna be so embarrassedddd like wait have I been a loser this whole time????

Flower arrangement on a dining room table in a low, white vase.

Returning from my bluskie hiatus to say Martha Stewart can eat my ass!!

Hey so

They have the og version available in the App Store btw. I play it on my lil iPad. 🥰

You had me at Marcia Cross and Dianna Agron

Hello and also goodbye to my beautiful lil bloomfies. Daddy needs to reset and stop doomscrolling for a bit. Kisses. 😘

She’s so BORINGGGG

oomfie stuns in new selfie

This is spoiler freee!!! My Artpop could mean anything!!!

Carrie Coon as Bertha Russell in The Gilded Age, with a very shocked look on her face

RAIL DADDY??????

Marian is such a wet blanket like ughhh

Hey so god damn? 🥵🥵🥵

Straight people are so obsessed with walking slowly and stopping in the middle of a walkway like MOVE.

gm king 🙇🏼‍♂️

And thank god for that!!

The correct answer!!

Cross-faded at the MLB game.

Hiiiii

Just watched some clips of Glee performances and why am I sobbing after seeing Don’t Stop in the pilot? Just in case anyone was wondering where I’m at emotionally.

You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?

Duh.

Oh I’m sat. And I’m STARVING.

Oh!

Mrs. Fish from The Gilded Age in a red and white dress and tiara looking cunty with a bitch-I-know look on her face

Someone leak the Epstein client list to her STAT

Yee yee 😤