Bratty Sam the Chaos Gremlin

Definitely gonna be there! Looking forward to it!

Aww, I'm so excited babe! Been a wonderful year together and I can't wait to kiss you hello!

I'm working towards this goal as well! Gotta lose some more weight first but man I can't wait to be able to go shirtless!

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Umm.....have you seen the number of implements I own? I have a problem 😆

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SNITCH! *dumpin popcorn on your head* There! Have it back! *crossin my arms huffin*

*grabbin the popcorn outta your hand* Give me that! *floppin down an shovin a handful in my mouth* Is mine now!

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Just pressed send on my last posting for my research class and with full knowledge and acceptance of the consequences.....

FUCK THAT BULLSHIT!

What an absolute nightmarish, clusterfluck of a class! Almost a complete waste of time learning things I will literally never use! So glad that's over!

Geezus drama queer, settle down.... go have a wank or something. Oh wait, ya can't! 😝

Hey, locked boy, maybe you needa cage over that mouth too! Put a cork in your flapper before I stuff a sock in it! 😤

That seems like a totally reasonable amount for one person....for about an hour or so! 😆

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I hate to do this Mama....but you OUTTA HERE!

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Excuse me, RED CARD on the field! That gif is banned!

Cake and ice cream! For being such wonderfully, amazing kiddos! 🥰

Thank you! I agree!

For what!? I'm innocent here!

My face ain't broken but thanks for the offer!

Thank you Lawsome! I'm so glad SOMEONE gets it!

It is NOT inappropriate! It doesn't even say anything bad! Maybe you just got dirty minds! Maybe it's talking bout special hugs! There's no words so it could be interpreted all kinds of different ways! Sheesh! 🙄

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Oh.....oh boy, do I struggle with this one.

Looks good!

Awwwww!! Good boy Owie! So proud of you!

I prefer the kind I can ride! Unless it's a piñata....I like candy!

This is NOT life-sized thank you very much all the same! 😤

RUDE! The betrayal here Blue..... I'm not mad just disappointed. 😔😝

Thank you!! Exactly! See @unclecadepnw.bsky.social Blue says we NEED a Stegosaurus!

It's a Seattle area spanking party! They're gonna be every other month! It was a blast!

I asked my Dada if I could just get the ONE Stegosaurus....just ONE! And he said no! *poutin* Isn't fair!

You're gonna have so much fun! Wish I could see you but can't make it this year sadly. Have a blast!!