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Bratty Sam the Chaos Gremlin

@bratofnone.bsky.social

Mostly feral brat, lost boy, spanko, NS middle, pan. Mischievously sweet boy looking for friends to cause chaos with! I (occasionally) listen to these bigs: @unclecadepnw.bsky.social @brisdom.bsky.social @lilmissspanker.bsky.social All content 18+ πŸ”ž

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This is freaking fantastic! I love it so much!

28.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is resting his head on his hand and smiling while saying `` maybe one day ... '' . ALT: a man is resting his head on his hand and smiling while saying `` maybe one day ... '' .

*sighing* Why can't there be like a spanking clinic somewhere? Someplace to go when you just need some time over a knee. Kinda like a barber shop or wellness spa but for spanking.

"Hey Sammy, the usual?"

"Better make it a hairbrush, it's been a tough week."

"You got it! Dom's waitin in room 2"

27.02.2026 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your body keeps the score, even when your mind insists it has already moved on. Healing yourself often starts in the places you’ve been taught to ignoreβ€”the tension, the fatigue, the quiet ache asking for attention. Listening to your body is its own kind of courage. #TTThursday

26.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lemme tell you about how I was told I had to have an M on my license to attend an event because... and I shit you not.... they wanted to be sure no females were lying and sneaking in to get off on watching men get spanked. Apparently it had happened in the past.... πŸ™„

27.02.2026 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wowza! Way to go Maximus!

27.02.2026 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crafting fluffy slime feels like unlocking a secret side‑quest IRL that you’d totally find in a cozy survival game. πŸ§ͺ✨ Mix glue, baking soda, shaving cream, and starch to forge a poofy, stretchy S‑tier fidget with boosted sensory stats and zero cooldown. Power up.πŸ„ #WWwUC

25.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I do hope you read that too....cause is you! 😘

25.02.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Motivation fades. Systems sustain. Build one tiny habit today that your future self will celebrateβ€”something small, steady, and repeatable. Every micro‑win compounds into real, strong momentum. Start tiny, stay consistent, and watch yourself grow truly unstoppable today. #MMonday

23.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm so sorry life's been rough! Having to cancel a session sucks! And being ghosted is the worst! People who ghost piss me off. It's really rude. I had dental stuff last week too but nothing as serious as yours...2 root canals?! Yikes! I hope this coming week is better! And happy belated birthday!

24.02.2026 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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☁️ Week Three: Soft Thing ☁️
This week’s Saturday Show & Tell is all about softness β€” show something squishy, fluffy, or gentle that makes you feel cozy. A plushie, a blanket, a sweater, a pillow… anything soft counts. Let’s fill the timeline with comfort today.
#SatShow&Tell

21.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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She's even wearin the memorial bracelet I made for Mom's funeral. Has a hummingbird on it cause that was Mom's favorite animal. I spray a little of Mom's perfume on her too so I can keep her memory alive in my head. β™₯️

23.02.2026 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I a little late....and this a little sad. This is Mama Dog. I got her for my Mom when she was in da hospital one time. When Mom passed last year, I took Mama Dog home and she sleeps next ta my pillow every nighs. When I miss my Mom, I hug Mama Dog and feel a little better. β™₯️

23.02.2026 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're butt looks good pretty much anywhere so this makes sense!

23.02.2026 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd rather get an f you than just be ghosted. It's the worst. I'm sorry someone did that to you Dada! You're a wonderful, amazing person and whoever hurt you is an idiot. Love you so much!

23.02.2026 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I struggle with this too. Biggest hugs kiddo! β™₯οΈπŸ«‚

23.02.2026 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooo someone's gettin a sore butt! 🀭

23.02.2026 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very much hope so!

22.02.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish you could. Hopes you had fun β™₯️

22.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you needa volunteer? πŸ₯Ί

21.02.2026 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

-pronouns: He/him, brat/angel
- height: I feel insulted by this question. I'm tall....er than a hobbit. (5'2"πŸ™ˆ)
-zodiac: Taurus
- smoke: No
- tattoos: Several! And wanting more!
- piercings: Upper ears
- favorite color: Teal...but also neon/electric green & blue
- favorite drink: McD's Diet Coke

21.02.2026 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Start with this truth: There’s a younger you still hoping you’ll show up with softness.
Not flawless effort, just steadiness.
Each gentle choice you make now becomes a small repair, a reclaiming of what was always yours.
Be the grounding presence they never knew. #TTThursday

19.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*gigglin* I have this same problem!

20.02.2026 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh! An dat is veries cute an well dones! Forgotted dat part! πŸ₯°

19.02.2026 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But glitter belongs in every corner! Is so much fun! Is colorful an sparklies an sticks ta everything! Is perfect substance reallies!

19.02.2026 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda is the point don't you think Alanah? 🀭

18.02.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neither! In fact, sometimes I have my phone! Yeah!

18.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah including in the corner with a soapy mouth and a red butt! 😈

18.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oops! Sorry! It's buildyourdynamic.com

18.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To no one's great surprise.... 🀣

18.02.2026 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
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