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The Gridiron Assassin

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Avid fan of the NFL, Bears, White Sox, Bulls, Blackhawks, moviegoing and all things hard rock & heavy metal. I always look very serious but I'm ROTFLMAO inside.

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#Facts!

01.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like a bye week for the Bills.

17.09.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He can’t reach the seatbelt, let’s be honest.

14.08.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was being kind.

13.08.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They nailed Chris’s 4-finger forehead.

11.08.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s sign language for him no longer being ELEVENTH Man

10.08.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s done more to impose punishment on American citizens than Putin since taking office.

08.08.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Richardson will be the end of Ballard’s job imho.

30.07.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€˜meh dog’

23.07.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.07.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
NL@AL: Parker throws out Downing at the plate
YouTube video by MLB NL@AL: Parker throws out Downing at the plate

RIP Cobra!

youtu.be/1PH6XJypKno?...

28.06.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Congratulations to Rush Limbaugh on 1,584 days of sobriety.

20.06.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The fact he was a big pussy for an alleged β€˜tough guy’ on Jan 6, 2021? Exhibit A - D!

17.06.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

January 6, 2021 also btw. Right wing flags, confederate flags and white Christian flags. US flags used to beat law enforcement. Trump pardoned all of them and gave a criminal’s family $5m of taxpayer money.

08.06.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democratic or what they deem RINOs. Anytime the Supreme Court or Democrats want to stand up to Trump would be fine for the majority of America.

20.05.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought China was paying the Trump tariffs. This loon needs to stick to one lie at a time.

17.05.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His next complete season will be his first ever. Hard pass.

06.05.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Game three of the preseason.

03.05.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait until Q2!

30.04.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FAFO

30.04.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Business 101, a class Trump clearly failed.

29.04.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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At least Ryan Poles realizes he can’t pick a 3rd rounder to save his life. #BearDown!

26.04.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Raider Head Coach Pete Carroll can talk too, he’s a 9/11 Truther too.

25.04.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I liked the Bears pick! It’s on Ben Johnson if he picked the wrong TE, but I get it - he’s not a Kmet clone he has better receiving skills and is faster. Let’s get an OLT and RB in R2 and a safety in R3 tonight. #BearDown!

25.04.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Loveland over Warren pick by the Bears will be a fun one to watch unfold over the next few years.

25.04.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We know damned well who the β€˜two’ dissenters were.

20.04.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good Lord. Then Trump defunded Habitat for Humanity. Trump has ZERO humanity for poor Americans especially those without the same color skin as his under his orange spray paint.

www.instagram.com/p/DHJFpe_RhV...

17.04.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe?

11.04.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very performative - and utter BS.

10.04.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He also never wants to bypass a good defensive player to satisfy offensive needs probably. What a nothingburger comment.

07.04.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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