“Funnier in person” okay I’m funnier over text. Stay away from me, physically
28.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 68 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0“Funnier in person” okay I’m funnier over text. Stay away from me, physically
28.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 68 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0What is it with gay people and Pokemon? (spoken as a gay person who likes Pokemon)
27.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 50 🔁 3 💬 9 📌 0Job hunting fuelled by the fear of turning 25 and doing 5 years in retail 🤞😔
25.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0My love languages are words of affirmation ("you're being such a good boy for me") and physical touch (choking until my vision blurs a little)
24.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 59 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 0Straight men with a pregnancy fetish be like fuck that child in your stomach makes me wanna jack off
23.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 65 🔁 4 💬 17 📌 0
Everyone clap for Darragh surviving a hangover from his work Christmas party in February
22.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 257 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0Gay guy funeral eulogy: he was such a wonderful person. Truly a loss for the entire earth. I wish I could have tasted his cum. His family is in my thoughts
20.02.2026 05:07 — 👍 61 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0There are people starving in the world and you’re refusing loads? :/
14.02.2026 06:06 — 👍 81 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1Do better in the present 🫵🧐
14.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t even know your last name never mind your home address? 🤨
14.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You made an ai picture of yourself? Should we throw a party? Should we invite princess jane?
10.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 49 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1You were given your ultimatum, where’s my ring ☝️🤨
13.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Being single means going all out for a gal-entines ❤️🎂
13.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 118 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Covered customer service for 10 minutes and had a customer say it’s “unusual to see a man” on it… ☝️🤨
07.02.2026 13:29 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Over worked, under fucked
01.02.2026 17:13 — 👍 293 🔁 6 💬 5 📌 0
If I never take this ring off then I’m never fully naked ☝️🤓
25.01.2026 16:21 — 👍 196 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Finally using this downstairs shower and its GREAT 😌
23.01.2026 15:13 — 👍 540 🔁 38 💬 14 📌 4Who knew that planning a move to a whole new country would take time AND money ☝️🤨
19.01.2026 18:21 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I lactate from my penis. Sometimes
18.01.2026 18:45 — 👍 41 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
The slightly visible nipples through two layers… 💪😔
18.01.2026 12:16 — 👍 256 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 1
Leg day means I will be lying here for most of the day now 🫰🥺
17.01.2026 14:40 — 👍 234 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0
Shoutout to the customer who winked at me after I helped him today and made me blush like a fool ☝️🙂↕️
15.01.2026 20:44 — 👍 299 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0Some of us are trying to forget
10.01.2026 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Acceptable terms 🫵🤓
10.01.2026 14:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Adding it to the list as we speak 👉👈
10.01.2026 14:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0✋🤤🤚
10.01.2026 14:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Exactly 🙂↕️🙂↕️
10.01.2026 14:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sat at my desk with no idea what to play ☝️🤨
10.01.2026 14:22 — 👍 345 🔁 15 💬 14 📌 0
Emerging from a cocoon ready for my 4 day weekend 🦋💦
08.01.2026 19:39 — 👍 154 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0