Darragh

Got bored, now my worm is BALD 🧑‍🦲🪱

It’s mowed bush monday

They made me bin a Christmas tree in work, retail really destroys the Christmas spirit in unique ways 😔🎄

sunday boredom

God made me good at my job and bad at flirting cause that’s a fair balance 🤨😔

Seeing a lot of horny vague posting, I’m gonna need you all to be public about your crushes so I can fujo out

First Christmas with Stinkoln is going to be fun!

Boy butt. Or as I call it: butt

Asking Santa for a sluttier mirror for Christmas, perhaps on the ceiling🎄🙂‍↕️

You already won by getting to touch me 🫵😒

See, one day you’re getting a DM about a gameboy, the next you’re feeding the relationship rumours cause it’s fun ☺️ @noelyboi.bsky.social

Never let them know your next move ☺️😵‍💫

No you don’t understand, the poorly done toning on the streak is… ironic? 🤔😔

Started going back to the gym and it’s so fun!!!! Plus an excuse to take half nude photos!!!! ☺️

This week off I am determined to get the shiny charm in USUM and hunt my favs fr 💪🤓

Thinking about the guy on Hinge in the states who liked me and sent the message “Europeans 🥵” cause like, king that’s a wide net to cast 🫵🤨

Wearing shorts to the gym in this weather is going to be a very short lived experience

im wearing a jersey so this counts as being masc

Huh? 🥺

Oh sorry, didn’t realise I was flopping? I’ll avoid it in future ☺️

Getting sick this close to my week off work is biblical levels of evil 😔🫃

Supportive friends >>> ❤️☺️

“I don’t kiss and tell” okay can you film it then or

They put the mirrors back in? 🤨

Gay obama be like: uhhh let me fuck that twink

Waiting for the day I’m able to sculpt my own topiary ☺️

Falsehoods, fabrications, and fairy tales 🫵🤨

I do indeed do that 👉👈

Gave myself 2 haircuts :3

@official_tittymumu because I like my branding like I like my men: consistent 🙂‍↕️