Tony Lizza

I suppose it depends on what you’re doing.

I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.

Yea, *nobody* has a beard nowadays.

Why not make it an inclusive or, Laura?

Me When I was in 2nd Grade: How come I don’t see any strangers with my last name?

Me Now: Oh no.

You never really know what people are dealing with. I am reminding myself of this a lot lately.

I’m not trying to make light of the state of American journalism, but it is a little amusing to see someone other than myself make mud out of my last name.

Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars

Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/

Yippie-Kay-Yay, Charlie Brown!

I love Singhdale!

And I have no sources to back this up but as I understand, the name tends to be shared by unrelated people because it is abbreviated from longer town names in different parts of Italy, e.g., Melizzano.

Good Lord, no. Although there is a funny kind of interpersonal connection there. Completely by accident, his ex-wife was once my doctor.

New York will always be a city of immigrants. When we protect the communities who keep this city running and uphold our sanctuary laws, we create a future that’s safer for every New Yorker.

The knight’s tour is a puzzle where a knight must visit every square of a chessboard exactly once, following its L-shaped movement pattern.

Documented since the Middle Ages, it links to graph theory, combinatorics, and recreational mathematics. 🧵⬇️ (1/3)

The mystery disappears when you remember that Trump believes fascism is a positive good.

Oh man, Roundabout was the one I wanted to be real.

Screengrab from the Simpsons. Lisa is standing in front of Jimbo, Kearny, and Dolph at twilight. The caption reads, “Nobody calls me a crumb-bum.”

Gersh Drops ‘Succession’ Actress Dasha Nekrasova After Podcast With White Nationalist Nick Fuentes "Succession" actress Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by her talent agency, Gersh, after a podcast featured white nationalist Nick Fuentes.

Oh no, Comfrey from Succession is a groyper: variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Reading all of this stuff about Trump and Clinton feels like watching a real life horror version of The Chair Company.

The citizens of Algebrania let out a mighty cheer after the wicked sorcerer Divisio, the Malevolent Mathgician, 3,500, was turned to dust by seventh grader Ben Louise correctly multiplying the denominators.

“Die Hard with a Vengeance” is the greatest movie of all time, omg. I feel so alive.

You put Oscar Isaac in anything and you can count me in!

I’m watching Up with my son and this is the first time in 10 years I’ve seen it. A Victorian home with fishscale siding? I get it, Carl.

I remember this bubbling up from the far right fever swamps after Obama was re-elected. I think there was some flirtation with repealing the 17th, as well.

He’s in the “they hate the *word* Nazi” wing of the party.

"Soundtrack to a Coup D'État" is soooooo good.

The entire score throughout the documentary is comprised of jazz and blues standards with many performances and interviews of African American greats who were sent abroad by US govt to further its own agenda and to provide cover.

#FilmSky #BlackSky

So in the Gremlins 2 universe, presumably Daniel Clamp the billionaire is president. I wonder what that place is like.

Who are these people who decorate for Halloween and then don’t hand out candy?