Max’s Dad

Hey are any of the assholes who pushed that phony Kurdish Invasion story last night going to do the right thing and delete their bot account?

Spoiler Alert for a movie from 1996:

This reminds me of the movie “Executive Decision” where everyone in the theater thought they were seeing a Steven Seagal action flick because it was 1996 and he was a huge fucking action star and Seagal ends up dying in the first act!

Imagine a true sociopath solipsist with the nuclear codes. Oh that’s right we don’t have to imagine it.

He keeps talking about how he won't get into heaven. This has to have an impact on his decisions. Has anyone written about this?

It's interesting to me that there's not more public discussion about all of this especially post Biden. What impact is being almost 80 years old having on this man?

It’s a Lawrence of Arabia reference. Literally from the David Lean film - but I’ll delete as it’s obviously upsetting to you

When is he enlisting?

This is the same outfit that reported the Ghost Kurdish Incursion last night. Take it o NaziGram - I'm sure Elon will love it.

Senator Rand Paul has entered the chat....

“We pay for these things too much in honour and in innocent lives.”
― T.E. Lawrence

there was a season after season 2?

Only our Media will.

Open mouth? You get splinters that way!!!!

[looking at actors my age at awards shows] I guess one of the benefits of Ozempic is also no grey hair?

People who have never been to the Middle East say "on the border of Iran" like it's "on the border of Illinios"

From Iraq to Tehran through Northwest Iran is not just driving through the desert.

It's is a mountainous, cold, and often snowy region - at least 11 hours drive to Tehran.

it's TEN HOURS by road to Tehran. I mean come on. It's like there's account on here that will believe anything.

Good morning - how’s the Kurdish Invasion going?

No they think the Amreican media are Charlie Brown and THEY ARE.

They're the only ones falling for this shit over and over.

reading is fundamental:

"spokesperson for the Kurdistan Regional Government, denied reports that the Kurdistan Region is involved in plans to arm or send Kurdish opposition forces into Iran"

The "Kurish Invasion" is this War's "Yellow Cake Uranium."

Our media geniuses at @cnn.com @washingtonpost.com @nytimes.com @cbsnews.com @nbcnews.com fall for this shit EVERY SINGLE TIME.

It's bullshit and you all just transcribe whatever your "sources" tell you.

Clowns gotta clown.

Sigh…

Very strong statement from the First Lady of Iraq:

“Make this sound more like me” is the absolute laziest fucking prompt in the world. What a fucking joke.

spongebob squarepants is wearing a hat with an anchor on it and is walking on the beach . ALT: spongebob squarepants is wearing a hat with an anchor on it and is walking on the beach .

Imagine being so fucking tone deaf that you joke “hey I’m gonna tell people I’m Canadian” when traveling over seas and when Canadians push back it’s “can’t you take a joke?”

Fucking unbelievably on brand, fellow American.

I dunno maybe people don’t find you funny -
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How does a SENIOR EDITOR graduate from college just SEVEN YEARS AGO?

What the fuck is going on at CBS?

a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . '' ALT: a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . ''

I can hear Hal Holbrook saying this in the garage!

Good morning - how’s the Kurdish Invasion going?

A good question is to ask why no one will go on the record

Thanks for the transcription - call us when you do some reporting