How do you not know this
08.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0@pebble.bsky.social
I hate computers Sand Francisco They/them I guess, generally queer An asshole with an iPhone Pfp: @repoghost.bsky.social That post was probably song lyrics
How do you not know this
08.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
07.02.2026 15:39 — 👍 6889 🔁 2103 💬 65 📌 57Bevy game jammmm
07.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0From the archive...
Felix Gonzalez-Torres, "Untitled (Perfect Lovers)" (1991) recreated in Animal Crossing New Horizons.
Getting into character can be a complicated process; that's why we made this instructional video to take you step-by-step!
Welcome to the team! Now go make some memories~ 🐯🎈
Yooooo happy birthday!!!!
07.02.2026 10:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like need a cheese burger
07.02.2026 09:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Noooo stooooppppppo
07.02.2026 09:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0chode buddies
06.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 2451 🔁 338 💬 11 📌 2Worm chili
06.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
06.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 5699 🔁 776 💬 62 📌 16Repost
#Tftuesday #Tfsky #CherryPieTF
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06.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 • 𝟣𝗆
I’m doing a thankless job rn
oh i get it. they called him "leisure suit larry" because of his suit as well as his nonchalant, carefree lifestyle
06.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 14 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0Tomorrow is bandcamp Friday what are we picking up?
06.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0stardew valley style lifesim where you leave your grandpa's shitty farm and his nosy ass neighbors to go live in a giant city as a freegan crustpunk who strips copper wire and steals catalytic converters for an amorphous group interconnected anarchist collectives/polycules
05.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 442 🔁 94 💬 3 📌 4Hey btw, a good thing among all the absolutely terrifying news, they’ve figured out how to grow coral in three years instead of, like, 30.
05.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 200 🔁 34 💬 14 📌 0Three green-skinned clip-art witches surrounding a cauldron. In the middle is one witch stirring the cauldron with the other two flanking her sides. The cauldron reads "garlic and onion," and from left-to-right the witches read: "My roommate saying 'smells good'", "me," "my other roommate saying 'smells good'."
05.02.2026 06:20 — 👍 3891 🔁 1108 💬 23 📌 163-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey
3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/
05.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 1596 🔁 215 💬 25 📌 38brie wisdom #354278: "its ok if theres blood when you wipe as long as its less than a quart or two" i say as i sit on da toilet with a bloody piece of toilet paper
05.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 562 🔁 36 💬 9 📌 2oh okay yeah it looks way better like this
anyways as i was saying HEAR ME OUT OKAY-
Power wash simulator 2 is my game of the year
05.02.2026 07:09 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0:((((
04.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A three channel RYB halftone process drawing of a very fat male opossum in a lightning-themed luchador mask and skimpy singlet. The singlet fully reveals his pillowy chest and belly and his genitals: big balls and a flaccid cock. The possum stretches his triceps in a doorway. He looks mildly disgruntled. In the foreground, we see a silhouette of the possum's lizard husband laughing. "Ohhhh noooo!" calls the lizard. "It's EL HOMBRE DE GRAVITACIÓN! I so hope this menace won't suplex me onto the bed." "EL HOMBRE DE GRAVITACIÓN...would prefer not to slip another disc," the possum argues.
It's important to properly communicate expectations ahead of time.
04.02.2026 00:59 — 👍 85 🔁 24 💬 0 📌 0PSA for the Gays, Theys, Biis and Bees. Did you know you may be eligible for the HPV vaccine at any age? Gardasil 9 protects from the 2 most common strains of genital warts and 7 that cause most HPV related cancers. Best of all, it’s FREE on most insurances! Let your PCP know you want it next visit!
04.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 12 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 1uh oh new vocal stim unlocked
04.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can't be talking like that Red Baby.
04.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 1508 🔁 612 💬 18 📌 11Star Trek Picard scene. An older Worf is shown, white eyebrows and goatee. There's a 'Mr. Worf Goes to a Rave' feel, with what looks like confetti dropping over him, blacklighting, and abstract art on the walls behind him, presumably drawn in Tide. Closed caption reads, "Beheadings are on Wednesdays."
04.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 862 🔁 220 💬 13 📌 14