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@jakobak.bsky.social

I play fighting games badly, randomly disappear off the face of the earth for months at a time and sometimes say funny things

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this is an average lesbian interaction

27.06.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the furtive enby, so easily forgotten,,,,

23.04.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Darlings, a moment.

No relationship is going to be perfect. At some point, you will say something stupid or make a mistake.

Guess what? That’s part of being human.

How you respond and how they respond to that is what matters. Do you talk it out? Do you then move on?

Those are good things. +

19.04.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

your boyfriend min/maxed his gear instead of going for fashion

19.04.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So there are signs that the very unethical autodubbing feature YouTube is rolling out will be opt-out instead of opt-in. Found these on their FAQ pages for it, so please keep an eye on your channels if they ever push the dubbing to be auto-enabled.

Keep this shit off.

18.04.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2555    πŸ” 1942    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 71
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πŸŒ™

23.03.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9190    πŸ” 1309    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 119
section of a manga store with signs proclaiming "YURI ZONE"

section of a manga store with signs proclaiming "YURI ZONE"

Highway to the--

22.03.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1709    πŸ” 561    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 16

Other people are still at "is it a constitutional crisis yet?" and I'm at "the crisis was several exits ago, the car has crashed, we're now just seeing how many cars end up in the pileup and how high the casualty count is" or "the house is actively burning down, the question is what's left after."

17.03.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7696    πŸ” 1603    πŸ’¬ 171    πŸ“Œ 95
Cross streets: High street and Gay street

Cross streets: High street and Gay street

found the corner you work on

11.03.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 267    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
Doodles of Chikorita messily eating a cup of whip cream.

Doodles of Chikorita messily eating a cup of whip cream.

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

01.03.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16834    πŸ” 6437    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 47
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POV: You're getting mixed by a Muay Thai nerd

#FatalFury #CotW #Preecha

21.02.2025 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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I don't want to be on ghastly x anymore but it's where a lot of my sales come from so this post is a brazen request for shares to spread the word about my work on a kinder platform that isn't run by a dangerous megalomaniac!

www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Sara...

#selfemployedartist #ukgifthour #shopindie

08.02.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1446    πŸ” 896    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 35

This isn't exactly related but I feel like I would be remiss to be talking to one of the trans discourse luminaries on here about cathars and not mention the time Michael Knowles made a cheeky little "we're going to kill you like the cathars" joke

05.01.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OC monthly bus passes cost $69 and have been priced that way for at least a decade.

They never went up in price in that time, and of course they haven’t, because why change the number?

05.01.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

im glad to see the army is starting to punish cadets for being circumcised. i was circumcised long ago during a moment of weakness (infancy)

29.12.2024 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5369    πŸ” 515    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 12

One reason people insist that you use the proper channels to change things is because they have control of the proper channels and they’re confident it won’t work. - Jon Stone

12.12.2024 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2332    πŸ” 689    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 8

Amid this reckoning over the inhumanity and dysfunction of the American health care system keep in mind you're being asked to believe the same system is treating trans people *too* efficiently

12.12.2024 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3640    πŸ” 1240    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 26
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Crying i got clocked on fucking overwatch

12.12.2024 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if i was doing a tier list of pride flags, bi and trans would absolutely be S tier

12.12.2024 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear media. Luigi was in pain. His mother was in pain. The insurance company denied their claims. He got very, very angry at someone who had to know eventually, someone would snap, and he ended that CEO. Unalived. Gone. That's the story. Fuck the video game manifesto bullshit, seriously. Grow up.

11.12.2024 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8604    πŸ” 1006    πŸ’¬ 187    πŸ“Œ 32
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I told my dog to get into his crate and he went in to the other dog’s crate and I said β€œnot that one, the other one” and he got into the other one and as he was doing it I said β€œdumbass”

11.12.2024 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 316    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain

09.12.2024 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 30571    πŸ” 11686    πŸ’¬ 675    πŸ“Œ 2423

time was on twitter you could make a cask of amontillado joke and everyone would eat that stuff up. people loved getting the reference. they’re probably expecting one at the end of this post. there’s not. but i can show you where one is

19.11.2023 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5991    πŸ” 1541    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 30

LRP: Reminder, please do NOT report Palestinians as spam.

Even if they make an off-topic reply to your banger skeet with a support plea. Like, how would YOU feel in their shoes? What would you do?

Like the least you could do is NOT report.

07.12.2024 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Seeing my posts get the same engagement here when I have 1/10th the followers as twitter feels great tbh

Ty for being here <3

I appreciate all of you

07.12.2024 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 478    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
The image contains a screenshot of a report and headline with the following text:

Headline:
Battery Charge For Racist Nick Fuentes
Woman said she was maced, shoved to ground by bigot

Report Text:
Incident # 24-10341 - Supplement - 7 Report
Report Date/Time: Nov 27, 2024 19:35
Event Start Date/Time: Nov 27, 2024 19:03 - 19:55
Primary Reporter: Philip Quattrocchi #272
Supplement Type: Additional Investigation

NARRATIVE:
Reporting Detective: Det. Quattrocchi #272
This is a BWC incident and parts of this incident were reviewed prior to this report.

This is a supplemental report that should be read in conjunction with all other reports related to Berwyn Incident Report #24-10341 for a complete and accurate account of the incident.

This report is written in summary, not verbatim.

On the above date I was informed that Nicholas Fuentes was in the lobby of the police department. I met with Fuentes at 1903 hours escorted him into a secure, non-public area where we traveled to the booking area. Fuentes was searched for weapons and seated on a bench. Fuentes was fingerprinted for positive identification and processed on the following:

One (1) Class A Misdemeanor (Signed by Marla Rose):
720 ILCS 5/12-3(a)(2)
Battery

Fuentes signed a citation and notice to appear which showed his court date of 12/19/2024 at Maybrook Court House in Room 102 at 0900 hours. Fuentes was escorted back to the publicly accessible lobby and released at approximately 1920 hours.

At approximately 1950 hours I called and spoke with Marla Rose (TX: Home or [Redacted]) and advised her of the charges and provided her with the local case information.

Case closed.

The image contains a screenshot of a report and headline with the following text: Headline: Battery Charge For Racist Nick Fuentes Woman said she was maced, shoved to ground by bigot Report Text: Incident # 24-10341 - Supplement - 7 Report Report Date/Time: Nov 27, 2024 19:35 Event Start Date/Time: Nov 27, 2024 19:03 - 19:55 Primary Reporter: Philip Quattrocchi #272 Supplement Type: Additional Investigation NARRATIVE: Reporting Detective: Det. Quattrocchi #272 This is a BWC incident and parts of this incident were reviewed prior to this report. This is a supplemental report that should be read in conjunction with all other reports related to Berwyn Incident Report #24-10341 for a complete and accurate account of the incident. This report is written in summary, not verbatim. On the above date I was informed that Nicholas Fuentes was in the lobby of the police department. I met with Fuentes at 1903 hours escorted him into a secure, non-public area where we traveled to the booking area. Fuentes was searched for weapons and seated on a bench. Fuentes was fingerprinted for positive identification and processed on the following: One (1) Class A Misdemeanor (Signed by Marla Rose): 720 ILCS 5/12-3(a)(2) Battery Fuentes signed a citation and notice to appear which showed his court date of 12/19/2024 at Maybrook Court House in Room 102 at 0900 hours. Fuentes was escorted back to the publicly accessible lobby and released at approximately 1920 hours. At approximately 1950 hours I called and spoke with Marla Rose (TX: Home or [Redacted]) and advised her of the charges and provided her with the local case information. Case closed.

Photo of Nick Fuentes opening his door with mace in his hands.

Photo of Nick Fuentes opening his door with mace in his hands.

Nick Fuentes was just arrested for battery in Illinois for macing a woman who knocked on his door.

06.12.2024 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3370    πŸ” 441    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 84

my cats knocked a d20 off my desk

he got a 1

like father, like son

04.12.2024 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Slowly starting to shift my content over here- starting with all my baldur’s gate content^^
#bg3 #baldursgate3

17.11.2024 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

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