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@darkwitt.bsky.social

πŸ”žFacilitator Hypnotist Sound Designer (Audio Dramas, ASMR, VA, and NSFW animation) Consider me for all your hypnosis, audio, and ASMR needs. πŸ”ž https://linktr.ee/darkwitt

2,546 Followers  |  369 Following  |  1,533 Posts  |  Joined: 25.07.2023  |  2.181

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Of all the things in the universe. The fish will be missed the least.

09.02.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I accidentally hit giant’s deep so fast, I bypassed the way I was supposed to actually do it.

It took me 7 tries. I couldn’t believe it.

09.02.2026 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It will make you come to terms with the fact that we’ll all eventually die one day.

And the only thing I hate about it is that it is a game you can only really play exactly once.

09.02.2026 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting choice of mic for asmr~

07.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find it fascinating you juxtapose images of her with recipes.

I’m enjoying it.

07.02.2026 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Enough that there’s a protocol for it.

07.02.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually. Many of the naga lords who had power are in prison, and those born after their fall typically are given careful supervision.

Those who prove benign (as far as they know) are given parole officers to keep tabs on them.

It’s very difficult to find employment as a naga because of this.

06.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m game.

06.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

The work project was already backed up, but da Vinci reset the save folder to my c drive without telling me at some point.

06.02.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the last 20 hours I had:
an SSD M2 port fail, blocking me from accessing files from a large contract
a Feature length movie going from '3 days of work' to '70 hours in 2 weeks'
and my Footstep generator deleting all of my custom profiles.

I need. desperately. for life to CHILL. OUT.

06.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, that’s cool. I hope this trend keeps going,

05.02.2026 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How even do you acquire such a lead let alone star in its narration? That’s exceptionally cool.

05.02.2026 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tanya the bimbo mouse

Tanya the bimbo mouse

Nic the wendigo

Nic the wendigo

@darkwitt.bsky.social and @howilingmadfox.bsky.social’s tanya
Plus
@nycrama158.bsky.social I really dug this persons design

05.02.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Jack DuRoi the lion

Jack DuRoi the lion

Volt the orca drone

Volt the orca drone

Bolis the rat

Bolis the rat

Artemis the water elemental

Artemis the water elemental

Finally
More @darkwitt.bsky.social friends
Volt
Jack du roi
Bolis the rat
And Artemis the water spirit

05.02.2026 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, commercial jingles used to have a pep in their step.

05.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That spit curl is activating my almonds, I tell you.

05.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go check this out, had a good time providing the voice of Julius.

04.02.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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*playing death stranding, delivers 30 packages to usada*

Usada pekora: oh wow! All this for me? Someone’s a good boy!

Me: |:[

04.02.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly it’s a result of the de-emphasis of singular comedians in the film industry.

Companies want controllable brands, not chaotic stars leading the charge.

04.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oooh very summer wars coded.

03.02.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s… certainly a strategy.

02.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It drives me nuts when I meet people who have internalized this. Because no matter how much I insist that my reactions towards them are genuine, they cling to the idea that I’m just lying to them to save face.

I am sorry this is a struggle for you. I wish I knew what to say to folks like that.

02.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In case any of you fellow creators need this.

02.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm in a Dating Simulator. I'll be playing as Mike in Slashfic: a dating sim where you date serial killers.

Yes, really.

Follow my link and you can get a discount on the preorder so you get to hear me try to seduce you into getting stabbed.
store.dorian.live/pages/mike

01.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Renamon giving lucario a FLOOFJOB

Catbox: files.catbox.moe/8jb1jz.mp4

Redgifs: www.redgifs.com/watch/realis...

Twitter: x.com/i/status/201...

Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/Kasdaq

31.01.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 525    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I will fucking bury you, blue prince.

31.01.2026 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh THIS asshole.

30.01.2026 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s hypnotic. Exceptionally well done.

30.01.2026 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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30.01.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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