Danny Garrison

He’s done a lot of terrible things but this apostrophe usage is among the worst of them.

Golf is really a sickness that will have you sneaking out of your in-law’s house at 7am on Easter weekend to play in the pouring rain.

Happy Rory McIlroy Wins The Masters week to all who celebrate

This Harry Kane goal scratched an itch deep in my brain

Brian Schottenheimer is the Cowboys head coach. Super Bowl LX is scheduled for Feb 8, 2026, which is the 5-year anniversary of Marty Schottenheimer’s death. This is what the NFL script writers have been waiting for to finally give the Cowboys another Super Bowl. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Even worse

Me through Sunday, February 9, 2025

a man in a black shirt and tie holds a pen and a notebook ALT: a man in a black shirt and tie holds a pen and a notebook

The University of Illinois
Bret Bielema
Big 12 officials
All of the players who have dived at LaNorris Sellers’s knees

The Cheez It Bowl is the real national championship game.

Rest of the league is playing checkers while Dan Campbell is playing man hunt

Spotify wrapped screenshot that says “August was your Wild West Banjo Sad Country moment”

Wild West Banjo Sad Country is not a moment, it’s a lifestyle.

Bobby Hill meditating in South Carolina Gamecocks gear

Me spiritually sending the CFP committee the strength to do the right thing tonight

South Carolina Gamecocks QB LaNorris Sellers in a hospital bed

“You’re sick if you think South Carolina should jump Bama and Ole Miss in the CFP rankings.”

Me and everyone else who paid attention over the last six weeks:

South Carolina Gamecocks laser-eyed rooster meme

Dabo Swinney Clemson L Flag meme

South Carolina Gamecocks QB LaNorris Sellers “it’s a Sellers Market” meme

South Carolina Gamecocks coach Shane Beamer

Not only hooting, but hollering too. Go Cocks.

IT’S A SELLERS MARKET

COCKSSSSSSS

South Carolina Gamecocks anthem Sandstorm by Darude

Screaming kid with headphones meme but for LaNorris Sellers

COCKADOODLEDOO

LaNorris Sellers

South Carolina Gamecocks gladiator chicken

COCKS

Bobby Hill meditating in South Carolina Gamecocks gear

Go (and I cannot stress this enough) Cocks

The European mind cannot comprehend this many overtimes. And they’re right, this should be a tie.

Trey Lance is dishing out crisp, firm high fives with both hands. Hitting every guy coming off the field. Can’t teach that. Fourth round pick was a bargain for him.

DeMarvion Overshown 2025 DPOY is hiding in plain sight

Son Heung-min celebrating his goal against Roma in the Europa League

I’m thankful 🥹

Saquon Barkley and Daniel Jones taking a selfie during their time with the New York Giants

NFC championship game preview???

Labor of love

Bobby Hill manifesting the South Carolina Gamecocks into the College Football Playoff

🕯️ Beat Clemson and we’re in 🕯️

Just spent three hours agonizing over every yard Derrick Henry gained. Would not recommend fantasy football to anyone who asks.

ESPN playoff predictor gives the Gamecocks a 58% chance of making the CFP with a win over Clemson.

Hawkeye “don’t give me hope” meme

ESPN giving South Carolina a >50% chance to make the playoff with a win over Clemson is an act of terrorism against my mental health.