Jennifer Dudley-Nicholson

Had a casual chat with The Queen of Current Affairs today. Something something bucket list. #bwf

What it’s like to live in Brisbane this week.

Turns out writing is debating whether to give your manuscript a prologue for Seven Whole Months and then having the words come to you while brushing your hair in the bathroom on a random Tuesday night.

Banned by AI bots: fresh call for social media referee Artificial intelligence software is incorrectly banning social media accounts but without an ombudsman, many struggle to reclaim their profiles.

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me to help them get their social media account back, Australia would have enough money to fund an ombudsman. aapnews.aap.com.au/a/mvNpMUxVv

Back to Whangārei.

Well, he did win an Oscar.

So do we give Keith Urban back to the Kiwis to claim now?

I always thought life would be less like Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Anyway, if the rapture comes, DM me.

TIL Imelda Marcos spent $US23,000 on books in a single shopping spree.

Not sanctioning corruption but, sheesh, that's an impressive TBR pile.

Saw a man riding a souped-up e-scooter with a full-face motocross helmet up top and pluggers down below.

In case you’re wondering why I’m cackling at the traffic lights.

Six hundred calls failed to connect to emergency services.
Three people died.
Optus, no.

Oh, Optus. Mate.

Happy to announce I found one of two emails I had only a vague recollection of receiving this week.

Stay tuned for further exciting updates.

I have fond memories of representative governments.

I did not realise, until today, that journalists could be dobbed into the prime minister if someone didn’t like their questions. Huh.

Happy NBN speed boost day to those who celebrate.

It just makes sense. I’ll write it on a note!

Noooooooo!

I’ve discovered a scary sentence, even scarier than a MyGov message: “Mum, I need a costume for school tomorrow.” Best delivered on Sunday afternoon.

The thought of it makes me nervous but I will check.

Anyone know how much it will cost to replace an iPad screen?

Asking for a friend. A short friend. With butterfingers.

It’s lucky my microphone was turned off when I heard it!

Perhaps it solves the feedback? I’m very confused.

G'day AI: ChatGPT company reveals its Australian move Australian companies rank among its top subscribers and OpenAI has announced plans to move an arm of its...

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My favourite malapropism of the day: “antidotal feedback”.

Welcome to the crew!

Good point! I’d have looked up the wrong company, for sure.

I’ve gone with ‘soil.’ Don’t want to be planetist.

Is it still called earth if it’s on another planet? My job is weird.

Best we don’t put anything in writing.