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Just jumpstart the economy, like why haven't you tried this yet

People in power who fit the vibe

It's still social media. For profit. Which rich people have poor people's best interests at heart?
Tall order, short list.
Maybe we can pool our resources and purchase a printing press ")

I just don't think a country composed exclusively of army-men will be an attractive tourist destination

Communist revolution: no
Democratic revolution: yes

Fuk oh noooo youtube algorithm got me on that economics vibe shooooot oh noooo I can't believe I'm clicking on this video about gold prices somebody stop meeeee ahhh

NBA All-star weekend needs more pizzazz. Less kitch, more oomph. Here's another free idea:
Get Edna from "The Incredibles" to lead the creative team. Easy peezy.

Picture this:

I'm on the mound. Pitching. Batter up! The catcher is my friend (battery).
You're in the stands. Every seat is available. Big big stadium. You could be in 3BA. Try 32AD if you like.
Now you understand.
Niels Bohr is so proud of you 🥲

Federal management of emergency services? Sounds like socialism. I'm more into radical physicalist fundamentalism. It's vintage.

People are sick of three pointers in the NBA. 41% of shots every game are beyond the arc. Yuck!
They say perhaps the league could move the line back. Meh. I have two ideas for you (for free):
Either change the shot to be worth 2.75pts
Or...
Make the line itself oddly shaped. I'm thinking wavey.

Could it be true that Elon is himself being colonized? What's his diet like anyway?