The Sharts of Narsil

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s Son Emerges as Leading Choice to Be His Successor

It appears we may have replaced Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei

It never feels good sending off money to the federal government around this time of year but it has never felt as bad as it does today. I know I have paid to produce so much suffering throughout my entire life but there was always a plausible deniability baked in. Like how they put blanks in one of the firing squad rifles. Could be my money is going to school books or cancer research you could sort of lie to yourself before. But now there are no books being purchased and no research is being done. I wonder how long it will take for the fruits of my specific labor to be processed into a neighbor’s anguish? Watch as this brutal machinery transforms the written word into abductions. Something like bureaucratic sublimation. I don’t know if they know how to track that sort of thing and if they ever did they must have fired everyone at that particular agency by now anyway.

I know I have paid to produce so much suffering throughout my entire life but there was always a plausible deniability baked in. Like how they put blanks in one of the firing squad rifles.

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2026 is like…

Well I’m sure the Turks will be glad to see the US encourage the birth of another semi-autonomous Kurdish state. I imagine they’ll just sit back and not bomb anyone about this.

IRGC Destroys Second US THAAD System in Gulf, Wipes Out UAE Radar and $1.1 Billion Qatar Early Warning Shield — Iran Declares Missile Dominance - Defence Security Asia IRGC precision strikes reportedly destroy a second US THAAD system, its UAE radar, and Qatar’s $1.1 billion early warning system, exposing fractures in America’s Gulf missile defence architecture and ...

so Iran has apparently knocked out and destroyed / disabled to some extent two U.S. THAAD batteries

This is a massive deal. Aside from the expense, this is not a weapon system we just have a ton of lying around. You don't replace these easily.

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RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

“It would be so easy
To load my groceries
& escape back to my lair
But I’m trying to build a world
Where we look out for each other
I guess you gotta start somewhere”

When I was a teacher a decade ago I lived in a house with 6 people in Oakland and was barely squeaking by. I can’t imagine it’s gotten any better.

Can never believe what comes out of the White House feed. We made a surgical attack on the head honcho of [checks notes] Iran. Unfortunately, he was standing next to the two guys we were looking at to replace him. And some trees, and a girls' school, and several blocks of downtown Tehran. Surgical!

National Lampoon’s: The War in Iran

A lot of us despise the Trump regime, Per, doesn’t mean I want the elementary school in my town vaporized.

We just broke into a police station and are giving people secret hand signals. The cops didn't go for my Internal Affairs alter-ego "Brock Copman"

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Here we go folks!

[tossing the imperial boomerang] Look at how far it flies lol!

Yeah, nobody will be landing on our shores to liberate folks from the American concentration camps. It will have to be Americans doing it.

Today! At 1:45 PST, head to twitch.tv/dicebergahead for an afternoon of astonishing #ttrpg action. Escape from our authoritarian dystopia & join me in a *different* authoritarian dystopia, where we will be sticking it to The Man. Proceeds go to help victims of the ICE occupation in MN. #FuckICE

If the last decade of geopolitics has taught the world’s nation-states anything, it’s never give up your nukes, and if you don’t have them, get them ASAP

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SATURDAY!

Get ready for an afternoon of super-powered TTRPG action! Check out me and some other fine folks giving totalitarian thugs the BAM! THWAK! POW! treatment in a charity stream to raise funds for victims of the ICE occupation in MN.

The action starts 1:45 PM (PST)

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I know this is not the point but what the fuck are we even doing here "buying groceries for my neighbors in hiding" and we all understand it and are like "yeah, of course". What the fuck.

Well this is the most ghastly fucked-up thing I have learned in a while. Damn...

YouTube video by BBC Archive 1964: ARTHUR C CLARKE predicts the FUTURE | Horizon | Past Predictions | BBC Archive

Relevant: If you haven't seen this, check out Arthur C Clark in 1964 predicting life in the early 21st century. (He starts predicting at about 1:17) He got a lot wrong, but it's fascinating to see what he got right!
"Men will no longer commute, they will communicate"
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Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured

Wow

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Saturday Feb 28, 4:45 PM EST we're playing a #TTRPFG from the No ICE megabundle. Join our heroes as battle corruption & support the bundle.

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#TTRPGRising

This Saturday! Watch me on a charity livestream playing a superhero ttrpg (Metahumans Rising), battling corruption & tyranny in a dystopian police state.

Proceeds will be donated to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota to help innocent victims of ICE. Stay tuned for more info!

Part One: How Jeffrey Epstein Helped Build the Modern World Podcast Episode · Behind the Bastards · 02/17/2026 · 1h 8m

Oh shiiiiit

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This scene from The Last of Us is just playing on a loop in my head lately.

We’ve all had days where we’ve woken up, forgotten to brush our teeth, and closed all El Paso airspace for an hour instead.