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They’re eating the pets.

I’m surprised you didn’t try Kirkland. Is there a reason why?

I’m just glad the banks are finally making money.

Some of Iran’s Enriched Uranium Survived Attacks, Israeli Official Says

Republicans to start positioning Israel as the bad guy in 3…2…

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I get that “72 hours” is more precise, but “3 days” adds some needed perspective.

A Modern Townhouse Rises in Brooklyn and an Anonymous Critic Follows

Now *that* is a good tag

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Ceiling lighting is CRUEL.

I can hear the music.

Going to the DMV makes me want to completely erase my identity and live nameless in the woods among the trees and wildlife.

Do the Roman Catholic cardinals sequestered together for the papal conclave get to play Nintendo at least?

You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college.

That’s bad.

This whole world’s wild at heart.

To use Trump’s analogy on dolls, just buy one $600 Xbox instead of 30. Problem solved.

Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET BECAUSE MY POLLS AGAINST BIDEN ARE SO GOOD THAT INVESTORS ARE PROJECTING THAT I WILL WIN, AND THAT WILL DRIVE THE MARKET UP — EVERYTHING ELSE IS TERRIBLE (WATCH THE MIDDLE EAST!), AND RECORD SETTING INFLATION HAS ALREADY TAKEN ITS TOLL. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! 2.15k ReTruths 8.05k Likes Jan 29, 2024, 10:07 AM

Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump This is Biden's Stock Market, not Trump's. I didn't take over until January 20th. Tariffs will soon start kicking in, and companies are starting to move into the USA in record numbers. Our Country will boom, but we have to get rid of the Biden "Overhang." This will take a while, has NOTHING TO DO WITH TARIFFS, only that he left us with bad numbers, but when the boom begins, it will be like no other. BE PATIENT!!! 163 ReTruths 591 Likes Apr 30, 2025, 9:13 AM

1/29/24: “THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET”

4/30/25: “This is Biden’s stock market”

But the jump in the market after the 90 day pause on tariffs was actually Trump’s Market.

Oh, and that also had absolutely nothing to do with tariffs.

I see people on speakerphone in public, in situations where they could easily just hold the phone to their ear. I don’t get it.

Is this considered a subtweet?

Bookmarking this one. I wonder if his next “deal” will be another tariff exemption.

Clip from the Simpsons episode Camp Krusty where Bart and Lisa are sleeping in hammocks made from old Us army mail sacks. Lisa: I feel like I’m gonna die Bart Bart: we’re all gonna die Lis Lisa: I meant soon bart: So did I.

Current mood until future notice.

This is today’s puzzle?

Tariff everything, then slowly exempt everything. Art of the Deal.

trump increases tariffs on china to infinity plus one

I heard having a coal plant near your house increases its value by 25%.

So when the media reports discussion of a 90 day pause on tariffs and then Trump calls it fake news and then he announces a 90 day pause on tariffs, what’s that called?