you can call me Mariah Lopez

“You’re so broken, and there are so many times I just wanted to hold you and keep you there until you felt like you were put back together.”

…and in that moment I realized the reason I love him so deeply is because he sees every part of me and cares for each of them.

Why is Frankenstein’s monster kinda hot tho?

LOWKEY I would smash killer croc.

I’m sorry is literally no one gonna mentioned how fucked Sydney Sweeney’s hair looked in that interview?? If we’re gonna roast her, let’s take her all the way down cuz wtf was that??

If I was swerving on the road tonight, blame the moon. She had no business looking that good.

EAT SOMETHING. IF I HAVE TO YOU HAVE TO.

I honestly and truly believe that the warriors lost tonight because I’m already sad and they didn’t want me to waste a sad girl night. How sweet of them

The best thing a girl can be in this world is a beautiful little fool

“My penguin Lio” is crazy 😂

Makes sense to me!

I’m mad at myself for holding back from doing something I love to make someone else comfortable.

I’m mad at myself for not taking more agency over my own life and identity.

I’m mad at myself for allowing the opinions of others to impact me so much.

I know I’ve technically been single forever, but I just broke up with my 8 year FWB and it’s so wild being single again.

Dear Netflix,

Aside from the fact that it’s WAY too early for holiday romance trailers, I need you to know that I will never watch any of these trash movies. No one who has watched 35 scary movies this October alone is interested in your snowy makeout sessions.

Signed,
Single slasher slut

You know what I hate about Bumble?

Takes 0% finger power to accidentally swipe left on a hottie
BUT LITERALLY MAXIMUM EFFORT TO SWIPE LEFT ON AN AD

I just spritzed some perfume on for a virtual interview.

I’m not just ready. I’m BEYOND ready.

My life may be falling apart but the gays always lift me back up again ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🤍🩵🤎🖤

My tummy hurts.

lol at the bothered sunbathers who clearly hate me for swimming my laps

Real question: does Ru hate Latinas or…..?

I WILL LITERALLY STRANGLE RU PAUL WITH MY OWN HANDS WTF WAS THAT?!?!

By 2030, 1 in 4 women in developed countries will remain childfree.

Up to 45% will be single by choice.

Society will frame this as a crisis.
Governments will panic over birth rates.
This is about choice though…

It's about women walking away from the roles that kept men comfortable and powerful.

The fact that I just cooked a batch of rice at 1am JUST IN CASE I MIGHT want omurice for breakfast tomorrow is so wild.

Frantically googling things that could contribute to a miscarriage because I’m paranoid I’m pregnant 🙃

Thank the lordt I been smoking everyday and drinking trulys by the pool. Someone pass the caffeine and cigarettes.

Being a BIPOC woman in an institution for higher education is a noble pursuit. Your presence is inherently a form of protest against the system.

Earning a degree in a system that that works against you is inspiring. Especially when young eyes are looking to you as a role model.
#liloandstitch

Sending all the love and healing!!

“Dang girl, I know you have anxiety but you can’t go killing your sister every time you feel overstimulated.”

- me watching Frozen

This week has been grueling. The only thing getting me through this week is the fact that I’ve been dicked down SO GOOD on three separate occasions. And if I survive the week I will once again get dicked down SO GOOD.

Gotta survive. For the dicking.

Have you ever noticed that European dragons are shaped like kangaroos?

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve wanted to marry a leader of organized crime.

“Poetry is a breadstick when you’re high. Aristotle said that.”
- me.