double torture

I have a 2 handed sword you can buy from me btw

Yeah

I forgot my name is still double torture

When and where

medical students get so offended when they meet a chronically ill person w/ medical ptsd But Like ok if the shoe fits wear it

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 9

I don’t want to be in Estonia anymore. I want a black bean Crunchwrap.

man with a movie camera linkin park what i've done

I am the most boring normie person alive (besides being a faggy commie) but the Idea of going through Finnish customs has me so nervous like I hope I didn’t somehow pack a kilo of cocaine in my suitcase and forget about it

remembering how I had an asthma attack when I was already in the ER for a migraine 2 days before my 27th birthday and realizing nothing, absolutely nothing, is a more accurate representation of what it’s like to live my life

A bottle from the toiletries shelf reading "SOY POLISH REMOVER" (unscented)

What did the Spanish assassin say when he was contracted to kill the ambassador to Poland?

I was going to say I’m the world’s first Weeaboo for Cuba and then I realized that was Ernest Hemingway

Just got top surgery (ish) and am going to Estonia a week from Thursday this is gonna be the SUMMER OF SOL

what game is this i see you post it all the time

el bozo

I love being a faggy girl thing and having small breasts. I’m also a guy sometimes and that’s cool too

we live in a society where corporations can just kill people outright and the media and police obediently declare it a suicide but if a CEO gets whacked in plain sight we must all take our hats off and bow our heads in respect for the Working Class Billionaire Hero.

me: this sucks so bad I need to k- [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] Start a revolution

mmmm fiber

my dad had one of these for his govt job. I used to play neopets on it.

I LIKE IT THAT WAY

i have always eaten kiwis with the skin on and didn’t realize it wasn’t normal until i was in my mid 20s

YEAH LOL

I need to go to Cuba to find myself I’m so serious

OH FUCK

i finished my last final but at what fucking cost.

Once I got ranch from 7-11 on my freshly washed black jeans and I honestly considered suicide for 5 minutes

lets be clay figures with mama