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I JUST WANT TO READ ABOUT WHAT EMERGENCY INTERCOM IS AND WHY IT GOT CANCELED

Logging on to this app for the first time in months to complain about how Gen Z wants me to watch and/or listen to all of their gossip. I can read faster than people can talk, please don’t make me do this.

Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later

Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

Fuck "do not comply in advance." Do not fucking comply at any point! Ever! Fascism is bad even if it's technically "the law!"

How am I supposed to go run errands under these conditions.

remember, the blitzkrieg is intended to make you feel like there is nothing you can do about it; that’s the only reason to go forward in this haphazard and sloppy manner all in the first week

and the choice of that strategy tells you they are afraid you *will* do something about it

One day after the White House environmental justice website went dark, please join me in welcoming the father of environmental justice to Bluesky. Yes, sociologist @drrobertbullard.bsky.social literally defined the concept in his 1990 book, Dumping in Dixie: Race, Class and Environmental Quality.

Idk maybe I am just done with social media? I’ve started three posts on here and deleted them bc wtf can I even say right now

Oh we're totally fine. Currently rethinking our parasocial love affair with the hot murder boy, but otherwise tip top.

My sister has joined Bluesky, at last my posts will receive the recognition they deserve (one like).

The creator was Quaker, too, such a badass

The internet hasn’t been this funny since the Queen died.

Checkout lady bagging my groceries: Oh, there’s a button in the bottom of this bag.
Me: Oh?
Her: Here…

Hey eleven followers, look what my partner and I made

My political identity is built on more than just hating Trump, I also hate Biden, and I’m done being manipulated into Blue No Matter Who and the lesser of two evils.

I was promised an echo chamber but then one of my first followers was “Proud Democrat.”

My pic is from this real life collage I made while my clients made their own collages. Look at this baby vulture’s eyes. So soulful.

I want to be clear that I no longer am a fan of Ellen, that’s why it’s embarrassing, but I am still a TMG shitpost fan.

I recently got into puerh and tried a “coffee puerh” that has some coffee flavoring in it and I was impressed with the combo

I’ve never had so many clients sincerely ask me how I’m doing as I have in the past two weeks.

My embarrassing personal fact to convince you I’m not a bot is that I joined Twitter in 2008 to follow Ellen, and I joined BlueSky today to follow Mountain Goats shitposters.