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Her silence was the loudest YES ever

Cawthorn’s orgies-and-drugs comment stirs trouble within Freedom Caucus The ultra-conservative group’s chair says he also wants to speak with the North Carolina Republican about his salacious claims concerning his colleagues.

YES! And remember blast-from-the-past Madison Cawthorn’s drugs & orgies comments? He’d merit a conversation.

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Ahh… a feel good holiday story.

Ignore the fat man with the bad combover behind the curtain.
None of those things are happening and he’s got #MAGAmonkeys flying out of his ass.

I had to take a break from the Broken Blue Bird.
I don’t know if it’s brainwashed MAGAs or wall to wall bots, but the place is just toxic.

-Yes, it happened.
-NOT ANTIFA.
-NOT people trying to make Trump supporters “look bad”.
- NOT FBI in disguise
They’re STILL trying to sanewash this.

For those of you playing the Home Version of our game…

Whew! At first I thought this was a Trump diapering station! 😳

I thought there was something for everybody: Beyoncé, fireworks, horses… and on the ground, directly below the horses, there was a 3D, fragrant salute to MAGAs.

I’d like a world where hard working teachers occasionally get a lavish vacation and SCOTUS Justices have to buy their own crayons. 🖍️

Should we just go ahead and call it “Trumpmail”, or is there a more descriptive term coming?
#Trumpmail

Catturd wants everyone to know it was just a muscle spasm in his chest from working out and he’s okay!

Kash Patel’s full name is Kashyap Pramod Patel.

Does Trump keep him around because he thinks he’s literally a Cash App?🤔

And the gas powered butt plugs remind guys like Joey of the truck stops they used to frequent.

That looks terrible, even by AI standards.

#ElongatedMuskrat, #TraitorTot, #CaptainCombover, #KashapCashApp
Or as I like to call them, “The Coke Dealer Full Employment Act”.

It shouldn’t be ignored that Kash Patel chose to plead the Fifth in response to a grand jury subpoena over the Mar-a-Lago classified documents.

He only testified, involuntarily, after being granted immunity.

Think about that. Trump’s FBI nominee pled the Fifth in response to a DOJ subpoena.

I always thought it was Jedidiahs. Or is that too Amish?🤔😉

Trump, AKA: “Captain Hold-a-Grudge” is trying to exact his revenge for the Trump University lawsuits and fines.

#StrongerTogether

You don’t like chocolate 🍫?

2/but if I’m up against a Trump supporter who’s talking trash I’ll bring more receipts than a CVS pharmacy.
I guard my privacy, but I’m a loyal and relentless friend.

My family crest contains the words NO MAGA, NO CRYPTO, NO BULLIES on a field of blue.

Oh yeah… Chocolate is my birthstone.

1/I wanted to take a second to introduce myself. I still have my TwitterX account where I back MAGA folks into logical corners, but I’m hoping to have more fun and less stress here.
I’m pro Democracy and strongly believe that DJT/MAGA are a danger to Democracy.
Humor, particularly puns are my go-to,

Kash Patel’s full name is Kashyap Pramod Patel.

Does Trump keep him around because he thinks he’s literally a Cash App?🤔

Elongated Muskrat refers to himself as “First Buddy” to Trump.
Apparently he’s learning how to bankrupt businesses from him as well!

You know what these two rich men have in common besides being named to positions by Trump within a day of each other? They are the father-in-laws to his two daughters, Ivanka and Tiffany.

Such brazen, mob boss nepotism.

Have you seen #CaptainCombover lately? He doesn’t look like he’s going to last much longer.
My money’s on George to explore new frontiers…

All you need are bugs… 😄

TRUMP: Welcome to this historic Cabinet meeting. On the table in front of you, you’ll see a Non Disclosure Agreement form…

This is going to be my answer for every one of Trump's cabinet selections...

"Of COURSE he did."