Matt

I loathe “imagine if Dem president did [x]” posting but in this case I am pretty sure I wouldn’t be finding out about it from Al-Jazeera as an afterthought

Trump’s Orwellian Board of Peace Consists Entirely of Human Rights Abusers An Intercept analysis finds that every single Board of Peace member state has been rebuked for human rights violations.

An Intercept analysis finds that every single Board of Peace member state has been rebuked for human rights violations.

[driving to school]
CHILD: what should I be when I grow up?
ME (thinking about how he'll probably be a scout in the Climate Wars if he can handle a crossbow): you like the outdoors and helping people you'd be a great park ranger!

Just perused the sabres store for the first time in years and I see all the kids stuff has adult prices now. 60 bucks for a hoodie that'll last one season. 45 for a t-shirt.

The second I saw them using "we didn't start this war..." language I knew this was the case.

My son stumbled upon a video of mascots playing at the 2020 NHL ASG and it’s obvious sabretooth is the only one who doesn’t know how to skate

Janet Mills can both suck and be better than the dumbass scallop nazi. This whole race is weird as shit, I grant that, but it’s not complicated

I think (or at least am choosing to interpret as) it’s that he’ll be a turncoat when he gets in. Fetterman’s was literally blood not going to his brain. Platner’s is just obvious.

I love how they have to call him "the supreme leader" every time. Wow! Scary!

He wants to hurt as many people as he can on the way out. The only reason we won’t all die is because he wants other sadistic rich freaks he knows to inflict more pain. He wants a future of pain. That’s what’ll let him die happy.

Sigh.

This is the directorate that funds all of the earth, ocean & atmosphere research at NSF.

An outline of a body is painted on the pavement with a big erect bollard in the genitalia area…

Grow up.
#WorldBollardAssociation

New kalshi scam dropped

Something tells me Ken Martin is in the office today

I think labour have successfully out-dem’d the dems

it’s wild how everyone hates Fetterman (correctly) and there’s a guy running who’s basically holding a huge I’m The Next Fetterman sign and it hasn’t slowed him down at all

Please, no more Maine Senate content I can’t take any more

I forgot where I saw the link but that GQ interview about ‘Munich’ 20 years later was fantastic. God, good interviews are so rare these days.

Total dogshit feed from peacock at least I’m not paying for something unnecessarily not like all these prem games were free years back

Panel 1: The Thirsty Scientist sits across from an HR representative at a table in an office. The HR representative says, "We feel your research team has gotten a bit distracted." Panel 2: The HR representative, looking stern, says, "There have been some complaints about 'inappropriate spending' of grant money." Panel 3: The Thirsty Scientist, now looking shocked, responds, "I'm shocked. I can assure you, all funds go into cutting-edge research." Panel 4: A jump cut to a lab setting, where the Thirsty Scientist stands next to a large, muscular alien statue. She says, "All right, which one of you scumbags ratted me out?" Two lab technicians in the background look nervous.

My "Democrats Love Having Trump In Charge, Actually" theory hasn't failed me yet

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

When you boat race the Lightning.

Way ahead of you.

This is like the first season in idk 20 years that I don’t hate anyone on the team but kesselring is definitely Oaf #1

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

Good luck with the [sunshine skyway] bridge traffic

U mad?

UPL drawing audible praise from the wheezing cretins in Tampa love to see it