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JBF IRL. (Jonathan Beecher Field) Acting Dean of Weird Kids. Uncle. Interim Associate Provost, PTKU. Early American settler colonialism, charcuterie, stonemasonry, mutts. 617 born/bury me in the 802

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Whenever Travis retires theyโ€™re gonna call Taylor a Yoko, arenโ€™t they?

06.10.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I have not joined ICE.)

06.10.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a CrossFit dropout myself, I would love to see numbers on the CrossFit dropout to ICE agent pipeline.

06.10.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had no idea. That bald eagle sound is just sad man.

06.10.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are the Buffalo Bills wearing their Space Dentist costumes

06.10.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Buhgs

05.10.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 138    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

That includes models, poets, reality TV stars law review editors, teachers, professors Park Rangers. You name it I can teach it.

05.10.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh, access to restrooms is important now?

05.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A fun bit that I have is taking 100% of the credit for whatever they achieve.

05.10.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here is Dinah chilling

05.10.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My mistake

05.10.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hello, Bob. Some CFB, some random academic and political stuff, and terrible puns more often than I would care to admit.

05.10.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look alive, gang

05.10.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The image is an X post by user @covie_93
 from 16 hours ago, stating: "BREAKING: Tim Scott is asking for clarification after Hegseth calls for getting rid of beards." The post includes a photo of two individuals, one in a suit and tie and the other in a blazer with a lanyard, standing side by side.

The image is an X post by user @covie_93 from 16 hours ago, stating: "BREAKING: Tim Scott is asking for clarification after Hegseth calls for getting rid of beards." The post includes a photo of two individuals, one in a suit and tie and the other in a blazer with a lanyard, standing side by side.

Oh, that is fire, as the kids say.

05.10.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1864    ๐Ÿ” 204    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
Siren Six! - You Can Get It If You Really Want [Minnesota USA, Ska-Pop] (1998) Wild dubbed out cover of Jimmy Cliff, produced by Ikey Owens who would later go on to play in Mars Volta
Siren Six! - You Can Get It If You Really Want [Minnesota USA, Ska-Pop] (1998) Wild dubbed out cover of Jimmy Cliff, produced by Ikey Owens who would later go on to play in Mars Volta

Siren Six! - You Can Get It If You Really Want [Minnesota USA, Ska-Pop] (1998) Wild dubbed out cover of Jimmy Cliff, produced by Ikey Owens who would later go on to play in Mars Volta
https://redd.it/1ld3vik
https://youtu.be/XfXzJeqxK30

05.10.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Max Lewis, a reporter for CBS 4 in Indianapolis, shared details from the police report on X, posting:

โ€œSanchez allegedly attacked a food delivery man after he told the driver he couldnโ€™t park in the alley and needed to leave. The driver told cops that Sanchez began to follow and threaten him. He said Sanchez then attacked him and he fought back using pepper spray.โ€

That did not stop Sanchez, the man told police, so he used a knife to defend himself, Lewis added. That driver was taken to a local hospital with a โ€œsignificant injury to his face,โ€ Lewis reported.

Sanchez was reportedly in stable condition by Saturday afternoon. He was arrested while in the hospital on Saturday, and on Sunday morning he was charged with three misdemeanors โ€” battery resulting in injury, public intoxication, and unlawful entry of a motor vehicle.

Max Lewis, a reporter for CBS 4 in Indianapolis, shared details from the police report on X, posting: โ€œSanchez allegedly attacked a food delivery man after he told the driver he couldnโ€™t park in the alley and needed to leave. The driver told cops that Sanchez began to follow and threaten him. He said Sanchez then attacked him and he fought back using pepper spray.โ€ That did not stop Sanchez, the man told police, so he used a knife to defend himself, Lewis added. That driver was taken to a local hospital with a โ€œsignificant injury to his face,โ€ Lewis reported. Sanchez was reportedly in stable condition by Saturday afternoon. He was arrested while in the hospital on Saturday, and on Sunday morning he was charged with three misdemeanors โ€” battery resulting in injury, public intoxication, and unlawful entry of a motor vehicle.

Fox NFL host just sent "thoughts & prayers" to their Fox colleague Mark Sanchez who viciously & drunkenly attacked a 69-yr-old food delivery man. The man fought back w/ pepper spray, then Sanchez knifed him in the face.

05.10.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Instead of camp, I went on a coast to coast van trip summer after 7th grade. We stopped at a pool in OK. No sunscreen. Severe burns. Criminally negligent supervision. Looked like pork rinds on my back.

05.10.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also for those wondering yes the city in eastern washington is named after him

05.10.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if it is because of shade?

05.10.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

05.10.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36513    ๐Ÿ” 13256    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2982    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2617

the fact that they got Greta to kiss a flag means they probably had a fucking gun to her head. I have tried to not spend too much time focusing on her specifically but god I hope she is okay. nasty fucking demons.

05.10.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best part about being asked to work for free?

People getting buttmad when you politely explain you canโ€™t afford to do so.

โ€œOh, but you could afford to go to Utah.โ€

Yeah!

Because I do not. Fucking. Work. For. Free.

05.10.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are cooked

05.10.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not an oncologist, but remembering this story in light of what I have learned since about how often women get subpar treatment, gaslit, etc. from doctors, I would encourage being like Columbo, and asking about that one more thing.

05.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He did, found a mass and my mom had surgery and chemo that added another 25+ years to her life.

05.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In 1981, my mom had a physical. There was a breast exam, and the doc did not notice anything amiss. My mom hesitated, but as the appointment ended, she asked, "can you check this spot again, something seems off?"

05.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Peter Falk as Columbo, with a pink ribbon superimposed.

Peter Falk as Columbo, with a pink ribbon superimposed.

October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. Allow me to encourage all y'all to be like Columbo. Let me explain. Famously, as Columbo concludes his conversation with a suspect, he starts to leave, and then says, "and one more thing."

05.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems likely

05.10.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know that Clemson did on the registrar form, but they might have done away with that for Trump

05.10.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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