@ummmmtobi.bsky.social
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Oh that’s an excellent idea! Thank you!
11.11.2025 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m realizing it’s part of my energy problem. I have only a banana in the morning and that’s it for like 6 hrs lol
11.11.2025 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😭😭
11.11.2025 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is a banana a meal?
11.11.2025 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maybe this will be my New Year’s resolution. Thank you!
10.11.2025 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need to get like this
10.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Truth is, I’m just ready to hibernate.
10.11.2025 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here’s a stat: I’m eating my first chunky soup of the winter season before it’s actually cold. First time in history.
10.11.2025 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 01st player with 4 passing touchdowns and 0 interceptions in 3 consecutive regular season games.
[insert Waka Flaka meme]
I can barely say that in one breath. Give it a rest, stat guys.
My only problem with this Prime Video NBA broadcast is that these guys are way underdressed to be next to Taylor Rooks.
08.11.2025 00:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow they definitely sent the wrong guy home on Finding Mr. Christmas. Should’ve been Angel!
04.11.2025 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me, literally losing it trying to sit still during this game. Holy moly!
02.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂😂😂😂
23.10.2025 14:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not that I don’t think they should be addressing the sports gambling/betting in the NBA, but you’re telling me Kash Patel doesn’t have ANYTHING better to do with his time? There’s not more pressing national issues than this?
23.10.2025 14:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is Carmelo not in a suit? What exactly is going on with TMac’s hair? What’s going on with these mics? How is NBC not ready for this broadcast?
21.10.2025 22:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s always disappointing but never surprising. How they arbitrarily come up with totals ppl should be donating is beyond me. He wants that extra, he should match it!
20.10.2025 23:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No not that bad thankfully! Just more toasted than I like 🥲
20.10.2025 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having a rough evening. Over toasted by BLT bread.
20.10.2025 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A picture of a boat on a trailer in a storage yard.
Seasons officially over. 😭
19.10.2025 15:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s crazy how cars basically sing now.
18.10.2025 00:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey, did you wanna watch sports in 2025? No problem! That'll be $500,000 a year plus an unshakeable gambling habit.
06.10.2025 23:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂😂😂😂😂
06.10.2025 00:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So annoying
05.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone give me the strength to go grocery shopping. Because if the Eagles can give up, then so can I.
05.10.2025 21:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Eagles really piss me off
05.10.2025 20:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1No please don’t do celery like this - I like celery 🥲
30.09.2025 16:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love seeing all these ppl taking lunchtime walks around the office building while I stuff my face with a hoagie on a bench. They all have my full support!
30.09.2025 16:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Took me 2 hours to finish my breakfast today. Just in time for lunch. New PR!
30.09.2025 15:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s a US Ryder Cup performance fitting of the current state of America.
27.09.2025 21:40 — 👍 780 🔁 99 💬 64 📌 9My poor tires. I literally hit a curb every time I drive.
I’m not a good driver.
