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Everyone?

09.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now? Not when people are being kidnapped and murdered in the streets? Poor 401ks I guess 😥

09.03.2026 01:46 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They certainly can't give up their gender-affirming vehicles

09.03.2026 01:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess calling it a, self own was too on point

09.03.2026 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Putumayo CDs: how your grandparents figured out they like music from around the world

08.03.2026 22:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dinner tonight is saturated fat over noodles. I mean beef stroganoff.

06.03.2026 23:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Being a lazy weasel sure pays better than I was lead to believe

06.03.2026 11:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Before your ticket purchase, you must perform a chant of our choosing 😈

06.03.2026 11:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks like a shart to me

04.03.2026 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When reached for comment, he said "arrrgh"

04.03.2026 17:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell I'll be happy just to beat who we're playing

03.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Excellent advice right here.

03.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 7078 🔁 1669 💬 172 📌 76

The educated and hard working are being driven out on purpose

03.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You deserve it

03.03.2026 18:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sun? I vaguely remember hearing about that 🤔

03.03.2026 17:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Data Centers By The Numbers https://theonion.com/data-centers-by-the-numbers/

02.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 996 🔁 112 💬 11 📌 2

a woman in a pink dress is dancing in front of a green background . Alt: Lady Miss Kier in a pink dress is dancing in front of a green background .

The energy I need today

02.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a group of men and women are standing next to each other on a stage dancing . ALT: a group of men and women are standing next to each other on a stage dancing .

#goals

02.03.2026 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's safe, with neither

02.03.2026 23:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I was in high school, we were going to wear fabulous colorful clothing and asymmetrical haircuts and everyone could be and love who they wanted and we'd dance.

02.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No it IS, but from him and his cronies

02.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's the optimism I miss the most.

02.03.2026 22:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Low skill high enthusiasm is my brand

28.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We certainly did love a hideous nylon tracksuit in the 90s

27.02.2026 10:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If they're the kind supposed to be white, they're quite tasty

26.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If they were kidnapping people who looked like you, would you be paying attention? 😢

26.02.2026 13:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I knew I liked him

26.02.2026 12:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cranberry sauce is American chutney

25.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Most shocking sight of the evening

24.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought maybe the Paramount commentator was just in an airtight room 🫤

24.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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