Lainie Rose

At this point I’m made entirely of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and zero sugar Dr. Pepper

A client just called me “smart and cool” so if you need me I’ll be in the clouds for the next 7-10 business days.

I haven’t posted in like 3 months, but I got a new job and I’ve already been promoted 🥹 it’s been really nice to have people take me seriously

Finally changing my last name today after being married for almost a year 🤣 I am hyphenating it though- my family name is Royal and that’s too good to give up.

Spectacle repost 🤓

Keep getting bills from the hospital lololol I’m not paying that shit until they can produce my surgical images. I’m not paying for a procedure that they can’t give me the results of.

two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in a room .

Yes, of course I’ve been extremely emotionally stable lately. Why would you ask me that

“I’d fix him”
I wouldn’t. I’d turn him into flea, a harmless little flea and then I’d put that flea in a box and then I’d put that box inside of another box and then I’d mail that box to myself and when it arrives?? I’d smash it with a hammer!

Guys I was right the hospital actually lost my surgical images lololol I’m not upset at all 🙃

Guys my husband is literally the funniest person on the planet. It really makes up for the fact that he leaves random paper towels all over the house

IM THE BINGO WORLD CHAMPION OF FOREVER!!!!!

I’m a Jack Black fan, but I would’ve actually watched the movie if it was Matt Berry

Maybe the hive mind can help me: I currently have a Roth IRA. If I get a job that has a 401k should I keep them separate, roll the IRA into the 401k, or roll the 401k into the IRA?

The opossum that lives under my porch is back 🥹 every year we get a fuzzy little friend that eats the bugs and has some babies. They’ve always been very respectful ❤️

my ratsona lies sprawled on the ground, looking exhausted. text reads, "my tummy hurts but I'm being really brave about it"

waaah

#rats #art #ocs

8:45 pm? Oh, you mean bed time?

What are people’s opinions on chiropractors?

Saw a video of a dog, so naturally I am crying. Video was happy. Didn’t matter.

Happy birthday!!

🎶Hey yo, Benny. I love Hayley. But if I was with Selena, I would still be treatin’ her better than yoOou.🎶

i really do love being childfree, i love that my weekends are mine all mine

Been married for almost a year and I’m just now applying to change my last name 😬

Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to

I felt pretty much back to normal in about 7 days! Biggest thing I can recommend is Gas-X! They fill you full of air and it sticks around. The built up air hurt more than the procedure itself (in my opinion.) they’ll make an incision in your bellybutton, so be sure to wear loose pants for a while!

I'm looking for cool new active mutuals! 🪻🍄 c:

Hi I'm Curs3d :D
I like:

🐉Dungeons and dragons
🐙Animal Crossing
🎲Baldurs Gate
🍜Food
⚡Engineering
🦸🏼 Marvel Rivals
📹Streaming
🔥Dead Cells
🖌️Painting
🐢Pokémon
🌌Star Wars
🖼️Studio Ghibli
💀Undertale
🌽Stardew Valley
💧TBOI

♡/⟳ appreciated!! :) #promosky

Hey! I just had a laparoscopy (for a different reason, but the procedure is the same) if you have any questions feel free to reach out! It was also my first time going under anesthesia! You’ll do great 😊

Happy birthday!

Feeling a bag salad and a case of Dr. Pepper zero sugar for dinner

You too! We had some pretty heavy rain that lasted for like twenty minutes, but nothing too crazy! Still some thunder, but nothing else!