Michele Fortier

Hahaha did I write this?

I need Maxton Hall level of yeaning in my life rn

Torn between wanting to rewatch Normal People and wanting to protect my emotional health at all costs... 😅

I used to think that being in a relationship was the ultimate goal, but tbh, this single chapter I'm in has been so fucking rad. Life has honestly never been better. 🤙🏻

Nothing gives me a bigger ick than a guy who comes on so strong within two minutes of texting.
"What brought you to LA?"
"Besides looking for you?"
🙄🙄 My dude, this ain't it.

Saw someone tonight that I haven't seen since last summer, and the way she came up to me to tell me: "wow girl, the transformation you've gone through, you look incredible and you seem so, so happy," and man, I feel that 😊

Wait this is genius! We love it!
Was once on a date where we were playing trivia and discovered that we had to submit questions with a smart phone and omg, my nerves sharing my phone for two hours hahahaha

Lol @ me pausing all my dating app notifications every time I'm on another date. Like, of course I'm on the apps but I don't want him to KNOW know, y'know?? 😅

Really wish Bluesky let us save draft tweets??

Omg I love this so much

The insane urge I have to match with guys on dating apps just so I can tell them how to fix their profiles... It's like these guys have no idea that they're trying to sell themselves? This is your best??

Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮

#SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦

Love this! Need a good musical night

Been working out like a maniac for the past year and I just discovered I can flex my pecs now???? Is this what it feels like to be jacked???

Me literally every week of Severance: "What the fuck is going on"

I'm so friggin excited

Between lifting & rock climbing, I perpetually have short, chipped nails and calloused hands. And tbh, I couldn't be more proud.

This is so gorgeous I am stoked!!

So proud to share the cover for my debut cozy fantasy romance, VIOLET THISTLEWAITE IS NOT A VILLAIN ANYMORE! Thank you so much, Reactor! 💚

I've made some really incredible new friendships this past year and I'm constantly in awe/grateful for the way these woman have been in my corner through so much. Truly nothing more incredible than a girl's girl.

This is a hate crime 😂

Me literally every week of Severance:
"What the fuck is going on"

You don’t need therapy, you just need a neighborhood you can walk in.

Me literally every week of Severance:
"What the fuck is going on"

Went on a date tonight and the banter was excellent, and at the end of the night a lady came over to tell us how "adorable and cute we were together." And like, she wasn't wrong.

Men really out here with profile pics from 2019. Like, my dude, that is fraud.

Thank you!! I'm loving it so far

Just started the flashbacks, about 30% in. I'm so consumed haha

Y'all the way this Dramione fanfic Manacled has me in the most insane chokehold rn? I can't function, my brain is consumed with angst and yearning haha

Sometimes I think about how much Taylor Swift's music has carried me through the greatest heartbreaks and helped me process and heal, I'm so fucking grateful for that.