Diaphera Prima🌱

Literally the only thing I care about today is eating unlimited sushi after work nothing else matters

Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedent | CNN Politics The Supreme Court on Monday declined an opportunity to overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, tossing aside an appeal that had roiled LGBTQ advocates ...

The Supreme Court on Monday declined an opportunity to overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, tossing aside an appeal that had roiled LGBTQ advocates who feared the conservative court might be ready to revisit the decade-old decision. 🏳️‍🌈

The poster for the Frankenstein episode of Wishbone showing Wishbone the dog dressed in fancy dress as Dr Frankenstein in the foreground and the monster behind him with electricity sparking from devices in his lab setting

Sorry Guillermo del Toro but this is my Frankenstein

Finally made him a true Buffalo boy 💖

Love is me and my wife sending each other pictures of our cats while we sit next to each other

If I caught the scent of a delicious pie cooling on a windowsill I wouldn't float towards it helplessly. I would continue on to whatever business I had that day

May I present this weeks best Kermit:

a cartoon character says " and i love you random citizen " in front of a crowd ALT: a cartoon character says " and i love you random citizen " in front of a crowd

When a kid I don’t know complements me in the hallway

Very important items purchased today:

Hobbies include looking for my phone while I am using it

Ghost of Karl Marx please protect Bigfoot from capitalism 🙏

one unfortunate outcome of this recent AI scam bubble is that it has absolutely killed my interest in AI's in fiction. the Alien tv show doing the whole "is AI a human" routine we've been doing for the last hundred years but now I'm like no, it's a shitty chatbot that destroys fresh water

I just want to be him

as my coffin lowers into the grave, my dog gives the ground near it one last sniff to see if i dropped any crumbs

Dreamt one of my student’s parents demanded we accommodate an emotional support turtle and me and my team spent the whole time sweating over how we were gonna get this turtle to lunch and gym class and that’s how my school years going so far 🐢

Don’t forget to leave out buckets of milk to help them maintain strength on their journey and if you see one in your yard do NOT hand feed it!!

it's nice that the 12 foot skeletons will return from migration soon

for sale: baby. stupid and ugly.

Ugly crying because it’s all of my babies in a snuggle puddle except Juniper because she’s above that 😭

No because this is the only thing that’s ever made it click perfectly thank you

Yeah I back the blue*

*The Smurfs

You’ve never seen true joy until you’ve seen my wife open an off brand Labubu in the mall parking lot

Cat: [coughing up a hairball]

French tutor: very good

A still from a monster truck event where a large firebreathing robot dragon thing is holding a wrecked car in its claws

The only legitimate form of art is making car eating robotic dinosaur monsters for monster truck rallies

If I’m honest with myself I really think Sonic the Hedgehog did me in though I can’t really say how it’s just a feeling

Legally obligated to post this Best Kermit (possibly ever???) on every social media platform I own

Purchase in the NEXT FIVE MINUTES to unlock the secret chord that pleased the lord (a $49.99 value) absolutely free!!

i love when a company emails “we miss you”. oh do you, Netflix? name three things about me.