Totally Poised

Commiserations, and farewell

😂 In a twist of the tale, I was first dx, then my kids, and then we all side-eyed my parents together!

Just booked the next boob squish today, thank you

Oh my god I’m back.

2 months of being logged out, my password manager not working as expected & various 2fa systems being obstreperous.

Did I miss much?

Morning Rob & Yarndi ☕️

I’d be choosing to do a bush wee tbh

Good morning Rob & Yarndi ☕️

Had a sleep in this morning!

A very fluffy ginger cat lies on his back staring at the ceiling. You can only see his top half, and the photo is taken from the side so you can see his profile. His front paws are relaxed, like t-rex arms.

Gilbert II joins the contemplations.

Iconic trolling from Charlene Kaye - complete with replies from insulted men in the thread below.

I’d pay to watch her do this on a livestream.

The best I’ve ever mustered is a mild & surprising “I’m not hating this”

And I’ve done pilates for years.

It’s also why I do an early morning virtual class. I have to get up bc I committed to the class & it’s taught live, but I’m only awake for the last half hour. That’s bearable.

I bet that set off the memory-engine!
I remember The Times of the Barred Owls!

Morning Rob! ☕️
…that’s quite the story! 😳🤦‍♀️😆

Me too. He’s no genius.
All the geniuses I know have an excess of empathy & compassion too. Almost crippling in this day & age

Good morning! Our smallest cat is the loudest. The big one has a tiny voice 🤣

linkedin post screenshot: Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally) Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

It’s a miracle that any art happens under capitalism & patriarchy.
Humans really are amazing.

“I know what this is missing!”

*types furiously*

*reads next paragraph*

“…oh.”

I heard the audio on that video and expected the MASH theme to start! 🤣

Yep, seed will get you a roulette of genes just like human reproduction. No idea what fruit will be like until it fruits!

Cuttings = clones so are exact copies.

Sometimes! And oftentimes not, and sometimes I use honey too. It’s meant to be similar in effect to rooting hormone powder.

You’ve got us here as backup!

Initially read this as “No one wants to see your duck” and spent a confused minute feeling concerned that there were people who disliked ducks that much that they had written a whole book.

Good morning!

Australian here and I had to examine my own pronunciation bc I have only ever said it eye-talics 😳

Ooof. Much easier to do Eastern Orthodox midnight mass: stay up late, He rises at midnight, home for feasting, sleep in.

Morning Rob & Yarndi!
Hope you have some chocolate today. ☕️

Your periodic reminder that one way to think about privilege is: who's allowed to make mistakes?

100% yes!
We used to call going away “parenting in exotic locations” (exotic meaning “not at home” lol) bc it’s just same stuff but harder

Going with no-kid friends was always easier, up until the kids were older. Then it was “borrow your child’s bestie” for the easiest holiday.

Morning Rob & Yarndi! ☕️

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables.

Turns out I was on the mothership.

Awwww
Scrolling past I thought, “That looks like Rob’s Yarndi!”

Scrolled back to check and it was! 😍