Gregory Hays

So which of the Mt. Rushmore quartet do we think would be easiest to recarve as DJT?

I assume the book will also be written by AI.

As someone said of 69/nice, it's not the funniest joke in the world, but somehow it never becomes less funny.

Also to new Harvard Kennedy School close associate of the new senior fellow Corey Lewandowski

Congratulations to new Harvard Kennedy School senior fellow Kristi Noem

Congrats to Trump on finding someone even dumber and less competent than Kristi Noem

My "Ben Jonson is not Doctor Johnson" teeshirt is prompting questions already answ

The real winner of the Iran war? Florida governor Ron DeSantis.

EDITOR: Hey did you get those JD Vance pics

PHOTOGRAPHER: Sure did boss, playing up his uncanny resemblance to one of those deep-ocean luminescent fish just like you wanted

It motivated the other student in my HS first-year Greek class to email me out of the blue a few years ago and now we catch up with each other annually on that day, so I don't have a problem with it.

So, uh, how's the free IVF coming along

Can someone ask him if God has any picks for powerball

Day one. Push the button at the end of the inaugural address.

The Winter's Tale

Condoleezza Rice walked so Donald Trump could shamble.

Jay Gould would be absolutely salivating over AI. Now they can kill the *entire* working class without having to hire *anybody*!

I have no idea how it will play
out in the real world, mostly because there doesn't seem to
be one anymore.

booksmaxxing

At what point do Labour and Reform just merge?

Yeah, Landsman does better than a lot of Chotiner victims, but I would not say he does *well*.

Would definitely read this new Chabon novel.

So I had an outgoing check stolen out of my mailbox recently and had to close my bank account and open a new one, also file a police report. No one who works at a university will be surprised that the most frustrating part of this process was updating my direct deposit information in Workday.

Not sure that "for informational purposes only" is gonna do all the work they want it to do tbh

"I like the numbers where they are."

no plan just boom

Waking up tomorrow to find we're also at war with [spins wheel] Indonesia

My family on both sides is from Oklahoma and I have to say that Markwayne Mullin is not exactly disproving any stereotypes.

But at this meeting of the Senate Democratic Caucus the number feels much lower

Obvious ones, but Crash's "I believe" speech in Bull Durham; the "Das war ein Befehl!" scene from Downfall. A lot of good examples in Wings of Desire.