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@misturbat0r.bsky.social

hi. i like to masturbate, so do you. 🤍🤪 uk 🇬🇧 sloppy gooner | avid bator | ball-stretchin'-gooncap-maker |

6,853 Followers  |  502 Following  |  1,637 Posts  |  Joined: 13.10.2023  |  1.934

Latest posts by misturbat0r.bsky.social on Bluesky

i've really neglected this app cause I went back to the dark side. 🫣

04.12.2025 10:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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boys go to jupiter
to get more stupider
@edgerxnyc.bsky.social

03.11.2025 01:01 — 👍 1931    🔁 187    💬 24    📌 3
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What's up everybody? I'm new to gooning and just trying to connect with other goon bros 🤣

#goon #bate #batebro #cockring #ballstretching

15.11.2025 01:48 — 👍 137    🔁 22    💬 5    📌 1
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Don't fight it. This is where you belong.

14.11.2025 23:45 — 👍 92    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

me too... me. too.

14.11.2025 11:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

don't forget me if you do!

14.11.2025 11:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yes tf you do! 😛

13.11.2025 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you would know 😏

13.11.2025 20:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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i've got a thick'un for the thick'ems 😛

13.11.2025 14:36 — 👍 128    🔁 17    💬 3    📌 0

THINKING ABOUT DOIN' SOME CAPS FOR THE FESTIVE SZN... 🤔
USIN' TRIGGERWORDS LIKE:
CANDYCANE/YULELOG = DONG
MAN BAUBLES/SNOWBALLS = TESTICLES
TINSEL ROPES/BUCK'S FIZZ= SPERM
ETC...

WUD U GOONERS LIKE THAT?
WHAT OTGER XMASSY TRIGGERS HAVE U GOT? 👀

13.11.2025 14:32 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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BROTHERHOOD THROUGH COCK!!!

IF WE WANT TO SEE CHANGE HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD, I AM CONVINCED THIS IS WHERE WE NEED TO BEGIN!!!

13.11.2025 14:06 — 👍 88    🔁 18    💬 2    📌 2

sending love broo 🤍

12.11.2025 12:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ahh thank you broo 🤍

23.10.2025 14:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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spending time w/ my bestie 😄

23.10.2025 08:44 — 👍 102    🔁 16    💬 3    📌 0

update:

23.10.2025 14:03 — 👍 74    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

think I'm the only one in work today... if i am i'm deffo gonna stroke a lil 😏

23.10.2025 08:44 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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spending time w/ my bestie 😄

23.10.2025 08:44 — 👍 102    🔁 16    💬 3    📌 0

think I'm the only one in work today... if i am i'm deffo gonna stroke a lil 😏

23.10.2025 08:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

look at that weinerjuice fly brooo 😍

22.10.2025 07:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

good moaning indeed 🤤

22.10.2025 07:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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my thingy is out, again. 😛

22.10.2025 05:52 — 👍 106    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0
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managed to crank out a solid hour of edging pre-work today.

it's making me desperately needy though 🥵

21.10.2025 16:32 — 👍 150    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 0
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Uh hey guys. Today makes 400 days uncummed 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

20.10.2025 23:25 — 👍 148    🔁 16    💬 7    📌 2

istg patrick warburton just existing is a goon trigger

12.10.2025 11:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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no, i'm not gonna stop doing the thing that brings me the most pleasure. 🤷🏽‍♂️🫦

12.10.2025 11:20 — 👍 91    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 0

if onlyyyy

12.10.2025 11:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hello indeed 😏

09.10.2025 09:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥵🥵

09.10.2025 09:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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