Pup Static

Ooo pissing in your underwear feels so good

Huff that looks like it feels so nice

Just lounging around, who wants to join me?

Bark thank you!

Happy Locktober!

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

Hmmm idk I'd better have a closer look to make sure 🐶

Had a great time at CLAW 25, thank you to @clawcorp.bsky.social for hosting such a great event!

@puphappy.bsky.social has me leaking hard 🥵

somehow ive found myself in a position where folks come to chuck in times of strife for encouragement. lets get the big part of this conversation out of the way LOVE IS STILL REAL and that is the thing to remember. that north star remains. today there is more to talk about though

Happy November!

@puphappy.bsky.social fucked so much precum out of me 😰

But it's Locktober so I can't cum for like 3 more weeks 😵‍💫

Day 3! Trying Locktober this year, wish me luck!

Pasta time

Oh man I read a really bad one the other day that likened cum shooting out of his dick to Boston Marathon runners

Arf arf thank you!

Got some new gear!

Having fun at the Stallion with friends!

I got to hold the watermelon-o-lantern! Thanks Pupplet for hosting an amazing first annual Summerween party 🐶

Morning puppies

Wag wag me

Some drawings I did at the Leather Stallion for the July 4 cookout. DJ pup jazz @ariadnae.bsky.social was tearing it up as always!

Burger time!

Who's ready for morning pawfee?

Idk I'm 100% here for a garfified Judy Garland.

Bark bark bark!

Good morning puppies

Morning wood and blahaj is a great combination ❤️