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I used to be a graphic designer but then AI replaced me they/them/theirs older than ICE 🌊🐭

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hey guys it’s #spiralsunday don’t forget to #crashout #online today !

01.03.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two figures stand in an alleyway at night in winter. The trees are bare. The houses, stark and angular. A gigantic condo looms behind them, its facade lit up by the moon. Two young women emerge from the dark. A younger one and and an older one. The younger one has long dark hair, she wears a toque and puffy coat. She has rectangular glasses. She lights a cigarette while the older one looks on. The older one has her long dark hair tied in a ponytail. She has a fringe of hair resembling an up arrow. She wears a scarf and black peacoat. She has round glasses. She observes the younger one take a puff. The younger one says "Dad would kill me if he knew I was smoking." The older one implores "pleae let your big sister be a laign influence on you." She turns to look her sister in they and points out "you only turn nineteen once! Celebrate by indulging in newly legal vices!"

Two figures stand in an alleyway at night in winter. The trees are bare. The houses, stark and angular. A gigantic condo looms behind them, its facade lit up by the moon. Two young women emerge from the dark. A younger one and and an older one. The younger one has long dark hair, she wears a toque and puffy coat. She has rectangular glasses. She lights a cigarette while the older one looks on. The older one has her long dark hair tied in a ponytail. She has a fringe of hair resembling an up arrow. She wears a scarf and black peacoat. She has round glasses. She observes the younger one take a puff. The younger one says "Dad would kill me if he knew I was smoking." The older one implores "pleae let your big sister be a laign influence on you." She turns to look her sister in they and points out "you only turn nineteen once! Celebrate by indulging in newly legal vices!"

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01.03.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1955    πŸ” 318    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 28

I know that everyone here hates the β€œDonald Trump started a war and jacked up your gas prices” messaging but β€œDonald Trump started a war and jacked up your gas prices” is likely the single thing about this nightmare that will most affect the day to day lives of a lot of people in the US

01.03.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2094    πŸ” 426    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 31

This draft Trump EO on voting is even nuttier than you imagined. Zeroing out all voter rolls and making everyone re-register in person. Mandatory annual online re-registration. Requiring anyone casting an absentee ballot to find a notary. No dropboxes. All post-election disputes federalized. 😟

27.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1196    πŸ” 701    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 100

Senator Tim Kaine to CNN: β€œI'm on two committees that give me access to a lot of classified information.

β€œThere was no imminent threat from Iran to the United States that warrants sending our sons and daughters into yet another war in the Middle East.”

01.03.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 506    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

maybe this trope was on the decline but it made a big comeback last year

01.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

except the current dem party would just end up clear cutting the forest to try to appeal to republican voters

01.03.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

28.02.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9926    πŸ” 2523    πŸ’¬ 312    πŸ“Œ 378

they kill children on behalf of a senile pedophile

01.03.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That + 6 accounts on polymarket made around $1 million in profit by betting on the US to strike Iran by Feb. 28. Accounts were all freshly created in Feb and had only ever placed bets on this

bloom.bg/3ORPnBo

01.03.2026 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1014    πŸ” 357    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 38
The Old Man's Back Again (Dedicated To The Neo-Stalinist Regime)
YouTube video by Scott Walker - Topic The Old Man's Back Again (Dedicated To The Neo-Stalinist Regime)

youtu.be/skh2fuwrmqU unmatched as always

01.03.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the death penalty is too merciful for all those involved that school bombing. these pedophiles targeted a school on purpose. we cant live in a safe society with people like trump, hegseth, and miller walking free

28.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The American people are sick and tired of endless wars built on false promises and paid for with innocent lives.

Congress must immediately pass Khanna-Massie War Powers Resolution.

28.02.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3506    πŸ” 653    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 15

god its so true. i wish our society actually cared enough about artists to make it a sustainable career. maybe if healthcare and housing were free itd be easier but it just feels unimaginable to save enough for retirement off of 1-time freelance fees.

28.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Art: "War is not healthy for children and other living things."

Art: "War is not healthy for children and other living things."

Lorraine Schneider, 1967.

28.02.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 884    πŸ” 324    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10
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Henson pilled

28.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
[image ID: an old fashioned black and white comic which says "MILITANT MARY. I'm overworked! I'm underpaid! I'm sick and no one CARESβ€” My friends, there's murder in my heart WHEN I SEE MILLIONAIRES!" This is next to a simple drawing of a woman with her hair slicked back into pigtails, wearing large glasses, with hwr arms crossed. At the very bottom in small print is the signature Steve Hyde.]

[image ID: an old fashioned black and white comic which says "MILITANT MARY. I'm overworked! I'm underpaid! I'm sick and no one CARESβ€” My friends, there's murder in my heart WHEN I SEE MILLIONAIRES!" This is next to a simple drawing of a woman with her hair slicked back into pigtails, wearing large glasses, with hwr arms crossed. At the very bottom in small print is the signature Steve Hyde.]

Militant Mary β€” Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, 1914

13.05.2024 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 578    πŸ” 232    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

If it wasn’t for you bloodthirsty pedophiles, the region may know peace.

for decades america has caused mayhem and bloodshed through our illegal wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, Venezuela, the genocide in gaza, and the oppression of black & brown americans. All while the people of America have suffered.

28.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I went to Tehran in 2018 for a game conference I hung out with game nerds, music weirdos, and queer folks with tattoos and colored hair, just like I do here. We got vegetarian food and watched goofy uncles play basketball in the park. I sure hope they can live to see a better day.

28.02.2026 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2636    πŸ” 545    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

you killed school children. you think the senile pedophile is capable of targeting anything strategically? you think epstein’s best friend is waging a smart war? you think these pedophiles are going to bring peace? how stupid are you? i hope a targeted suicide brings lasting peace to your office

28.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

you bombed children. epstein’s best friend just bombed children and you’re cheering them on? a senile pedophile just killed school children and you are defending it? what is wrong with you?

www.france24.com/en/asia-paci...

28.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

the story about school children that you just bomber will haunt america

why would you defend these pedophiles bombing children? you think the pedophiles building death camps in america are going to wage a just war? if you vote with them you are just as bad as them

www.france24.com/en/asia-paci...

28.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Path hand painted after RenΓ© Magritte's 1964 work 'A Friend of Order'.

28.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

you killed school children. you have children’s blood on your hands. you think the senile pedophile is capable of any kind of strategy? they are all corrupt pedophiles they arent trying to help anyone. they’re just trying to kill and rape children and you keep helping them.

28.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

28.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 16815    πŸ” 6501    πŸ’¬ 461    πŸ“Œ 550

its always a good time to listen to @ezrafurman.bsky.social

28.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

such a good album. she’s amazing live.

28.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

our president was epstein’s best friend? was anyone from North Korea even in the files? is north korea funding the genocide in gaza and kidnapping foreign leaders on fake drug charges?

28.02.2026 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk’s Secret Web of Companies in Texas

NEW: Elon Musk said he was β€œselling almost all physical possessions” when he moved to Texas. Nope. Instead, he has secretly amassed land and penthouses and planes and mansions. We just had to spend months digging through private company records to find it all. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/t...

27.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1418    πŸ” 533    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 16