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I used to be a graphic designer but then AI replaced me they/them/theirs older than ICE 🌊🐭

462 Followers  |  403 Following  |  992 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  2.2012

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i miss my wife

07.10.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Show me how you draw armor PLEASE

06.10.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
pen and marker drawing of carnage

pen and marker drawing of carnage

pen and marker drawing of venom riding a venom motorcycle

pen and marker drawing of venom riding a venom motorcycle

pen and marker drawing of juggernaut and some rubble

pen and marker drawing of juggernaut and some rubble

pen and marker drawing of onix in the desert at sunset, with a vulture perched on his back

pen and marker drawing of onix in the desert at sunset, with a vulture perched on his back

got some originals that have been sitting around too long, they're priced to move. check em out here:

bensears.bigcartel.com/category/ori...

05.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Sometimes I wish I was my husband's muse... but then I realize that I don't want to be Alex Turner

06.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MONDAY.
SPITE AS FUEL.

06.10.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2965    πŸ” 1294    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 12

so when are u gonna get a pompadour?

07.10.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not enough people know this

07.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when alex turner was recording 505 he was jerking off the whole time knowing he had the most brilliant idea of all time

06.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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25.09.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1969    πŸ” 911    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 16

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

06.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 22524    πŸ” 10968    πŸ’¬ 483    πŸ“Œ 452

you could give an infinite number of reactionaries an infinite number of typewriters over an infinite timeline and they would never invent a sesame street

06.10.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1012    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

πŸ˜‡πŸͺ½πŸŒ†

06.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons - The Night (Official Audio)
YouTube video by RHINO Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons - The Night (Official Audio)

🎡 beware. of his promise.

06.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

despite my pfp this account is actually secretly a rebecca sugar fandom account and I will block anyone that has a problem with them

06.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i will be watching this and it will make me cry

06.10.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wizard frog
#critteprosting

06.10.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 517    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

05.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13897    πŸ” 4158    πŸ’¬ 654    πŸ“Œ 400
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this will only continue to escalate, they want a civil war

06.10.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4296    πŸ” 1027    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 83

i love that trumps recently been trying to make anti-woke also mean wanting to send off americans to die in foreign wars lol

06.10.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1834    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 2

u win

06.10.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bari is going to run CBS News not because of her journalism, or even because of The Free Press, but because much of the mainstream media serves as a vessel for elites to distribute power to their allies

05.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1424    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 8

We were on track for such a boom in the US.

It’ll come roaring back when market forces intervene but talk about self sabotage. Killing IRA and making pretend investments in unprofitable coal will only drive electricity costs up in the meantime.

04.10.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 329    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Recession Indicator:

Trump take FAST 11

04.10.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

they're calling her "the coolest person who has ever been alive"

05.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1610    πŸ” 240    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

might just make my letterboxd review of OBAA a screenshot of this entire post

05.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i believe there are about a hundred and fifty million people like me who would pay $17 to watch benicio del toro as sergio st. carlos plan and execute a tight sunday costco run before he has to man the barbecue after his niece's afternoon soccer game (run time: 2 hours 20 minutes)

05.10.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1330    πŸ” 190    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 10

her post in question

05.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

americans see china executing billionaires for corruption and think "that's so scary! I could be one of those billionaires someday!" because their brains are fucking broken

04.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really do think that Taylor saw Sabrina Carpenter and Chapell Roan, realized people like songs that talk about sex in an explicit but light-hearted way, and then made the biggest series of miscalculations anyone has ever made

04.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1065    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 15
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lol

04.10.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4255    πŸ” 1289    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 41

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