Tom Foolery

SCOTLAND GOING TO WORLD CUP

The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥

Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO SCOTLAND!!!!

I just finished off a bottle of tequila and wondered "oh shit, is it too late to get more? When does the liquor store close?"

Then I looked at my watch and saw that, despite being fully dark out, it was 5:15.

The end of daylight savings is throwing me.

Today I saw a homeless man being thrown out of a park in NYC when he wasn't botherimg anyone. I saw where he went, but I sent the cops who asked me afterwards the wrong way. I didn't know it at the time, but I can see now that it was my birthday present to you. Stay strong, brother. Cheers!

The DC grand jury refusing to indict on a felony and the petit jury finding him not guilty is a great example of why people in power have tried so hard for so many decades to prevent cases from getting to juries. It's one of the most important, basic forms of democracy.

Dawg they are now playing "Party All the Time" by Eddie Murphy featuring Rick James. What?!

Now on Donna Summer's "She Works Hard for the Money"

DJ at the Mamdani party seems to be doing a Punjabi mashup with Lil' Wayne's "A Milli"

A video for the highlights of the Tottenham Everton game with a still of Vicario making a very silly face.

Amazing still for the thumbnail.

The FC St Pauli emblem

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

Birthday present to myself came today. Guess what I just got on vinyl.

News headline reading "Stretch of East 6th street in Harlem proclaimed as 'Jimmy Carter Way' to honor former president. This is weird because East 6th street is in the East Village, 4.5 miles away from Harlem.

Oh shit we just unlocked a whole new part of Harlem, guys.

ICE agents will patrol Super Bowl following Bad Bunny announcement, Trump official suggests.

ICE out here ready to send Puerto Ricans back to the country that they came from.

YouTube video by Mark Jennings Spinal Tap - Big Bottom 1984 Music Video HD

Tell me I'm wrong

youtu.be/YjC0vMIrOAk?...

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom" is a fucking banger

for millennia there was no american pope and no clipse at the vatican but the minute we got it we got it

Holy wtf?! I had no idea that the Vatican appreciated coke rap like that...

girl WHAT is the clipse performing at the vatican

I feel bad for the kids of Moms For Liberty moms. Can you imagine trying to be an adult if your mom was known for building a career on making sure you were sheltered as fuck? Imagine if you were a young adult and your family was famous for not letting any kids know about sex so as to protect you.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Ceci n'est pas une lune

I also want to note, for all those who think that Mathys Tel is trash, that his entry into the game today felt like the moment when things began to turn. He was energetic and aggressive and, while his shot may have missed, it was indispensably at least one of the two best we had today.

And to be fair and give credit where it's due, Bournemouth's defense was rock solid today. We could barely get a cross without an interception or disruption. They dominated in the air all over. It was a combination of attacking ineptitude and brilliant defense that made that first half happen.

Sad to say it, but Spurs didn't deserve a point today. I think that the next game and seeing how they recover will be an important moment for Frank.

I really hope to see Xavi make a difference going forward as well.
#COYS #THFC

Utterly dreadful first half. Suddenly Richarlison cannot hold the ball and Johnson cannot pass. We MUST be better in the second.

Alright Spurs, let's keep this going! #COYS #THFC

The emblem of FC St Pauli, who won the August 2025 Hamburg Derby, beating HSV 2-0. Again.

Derbysieger! Derbysieger! Hey! O Hey! #fcsp #hsvfcsp