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YouTube video by The Onion Cop Explains How It Feels To Live Every Day In Fear Someone Might Record You Brutalizing A Civilian

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My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files

Exactly.

NEWS: Former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted by a grand jury, just days after Trump demanded the DOJ prosecute him “now” and fired the prosecutor who refused to bring the case

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

We've been here for a while🤣🤣🤣

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I think the rapture did happen yesterday. God just didn't like any of us.

SPOILER: Today was actually the Rapture, but we're still stuck in The Good Place season 3, where the system is so broken that no one at all goes to the good place.

Obama photographer Pete Souza posted this pic of Obama on that UN escalator… www.instagram.com/p/DO9GFjUEZi...

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meme with the "male" and "female" symbols, with a vaguely identifiable photo of a cropped nipple inside of each, captioned: (next to the male symbol) "safe-for-work, nonsexual, child friendly" (next to the female symbol) "sexually explicit, adult nudity, dangerous to children" Bottom caption: Make it make sense.

I'm still waiting for someone to offer an argument for why nipples that "look female" are "sexually explicit nudity" but nipples that "look male" are not, that doesn't boil down to "because misogyny."

New gop slogan: Go red, drop dead

*refuses Tylenol to own the libs*

*suffers pain to own the libs*

*refuses vaccines to combat the woke mind virus*

*dies of a preventable disease, but at least didn’t die from the woke mind virus*

Good morning 🌞

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Corporations when they discover liberals have money and can choose not to spend it on them.

Turns out...

BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel Live! will return on Tuesday night following a brief suspension.

"Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country..."