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“If you don’t want children eating dinner, just say that.”

Wtf??

So any guesses on when things aren’t going to be terrible? A month? A year? Ever?

Have you ever seen an attractive college football coaching job go from attractive to “no competent person should even think about taking this gig” faster than LSU? Not to pile on Louisiana- but I guarantee their idiot governor knows nothing about the athletic department he just fucked over.

Eww! I’ll trade all my almond joys for your butterfingers.

Uh oh- probably an almon joy fan…

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the representative of Louisiana- consistently one of the top two most impoverished states AND a one of the states that takes the most federal money (money from blue states) to remain solvent. Look at this horse’s ass advising people on how to save.

I love that the conservative movement is full of fake tough guy “alpha males” who you can tell have never been in a fight before.

How in God’s name did Tulane win six games? This might be the worst team I’ve watched season.

Hang in there, babes. This week has been “blech” over here too.

It’s been so long. I’m going to have to do a complete rewatch.

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

For a quick second, it does kind sound like you are telling her to STFU- but it's clear you're coming from a helpful place.

I’m never disappointed when I see either!

Phew 😁

I feel like after top tier Halloween candy, there are two more tiers of good stuff. And then you have the candy that isn't great, but you're still excited to get it.

1.) Dots
2.) Bottlecaps
3.) Fruit Tootsie Rolls
4.) Blowpops
5.) Some kind of candy jewelry (ring pop, candy necklace)

I’m not giving out candy this Halloween (I’ve been indoctrinated by the dentists I work with). Alas, here is the definitive S-Tier candy ranking:

1.) Reese’s (pieces or cups)
2.) Sour Patch Kids
3.) Butterfinger
4.) Cookies and Cream Hershey
5.) KitKat

The other option is "girl with a dick," and I doubt that's going to be well received by anyone.

Is it alright with everyone if I just refer to myself as "trans?" I'm not really in the headspace for the kind of self exploration required to parse through all the other terms.

I have a recommendation for Colorado Springs, too! Cerberus Brewing Co. The beer is good, but even if you don't like/drink beer, they have a brisket grilled cheese sandwich.

😫 Y'all need to put it on your bucket list!

OMG- please go to Casa Bonita.

This is getting so dumb.

Republicans: Children cannot consent to gender affirming care. What if they regret it? We must protect the children!

Democrats: Um, firearms are the No. 1 cause of death in American kids- what's the plan to protect eh children?

Republicans: THE SECOND AMENDMENT SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!

I cannot stress this enough: I do not give a fuck about how you feel about gender affirming care for minors.

When it comes health care decisions for trans kids, these are the only opinions that matter:
The kid
The kid's doctor(s)
The kids' parent(s)/legal guardian.

What you think does not matter.

Ahh!! That's so exciting! I hope your appointment comes super fast!

Are you just getting ready to start getting pokey?!

Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.

This will result in dead children. How many dead kids will it take to convince you that it's OK for trans kids to exist and receive medical care?

I also love that they are comparing the SB halftime show, to a concert where TICKETS ARE $750!?