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19 Kinda he/him kinda stupid kinda rust kinda chess kinda gay (?) kinda 2d platformers kinda developer kinda opensuse kinda game dev kinda godot kinda writer (really kinda) kinda funny (not really) kinda music (very not really)

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I may not be able to return, but I can always βŸ‚.

(Cheers to the 2 people who got that joke)

08.02.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s the discombobulator

08.02.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when athlon for jerries?

08.02.2026 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The β€œwhen you know (blank) but you just can’t prove it” meme template with no captions.

The β€œwhen you know (blank) but you just can’t prove it” meme template with no captions.

08.02.2026 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know any of these I’m too Chinese 😭😭😭😭

08.02.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ts as in typescript?? Crazy

08.02.2026 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pufffft 2 million loc? Pfft I can metaprogram one trillion lines of `if false pass` in an hour and I’ll assure you it will run just about as well as this guy’s programs.

07.02.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This

07.02.2026 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That one straight white guy who’s boring as hell but for some reason is really reliable and chill.

07.02.2026 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

20k cocks at follower reveal

07.02.2026 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSo long, gay bowser!”

07.02.2026 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck do you call someone who does curling? A curler?? How is that a word???

07.02.2026 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Umami always top, msg is KING

06.02.2026 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If there is Nintendo switch then we here is Nintendo top and Nintendo bottom?

06.02.2026 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Microsoft excel and the Nintendo Switch Calculator

06.02.2026 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI tried eating shit again and I’m disappointed that it still tastes like shit”

06.02.2026 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you don’t wanna see something, close your eyes
If you don’t want to smell something, breathe through your mouth
If you don’t want to taste something, don’t put it in your mouth
If you don’t wanna feel something, don’t touch it
If you don’t want to hear something? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

06.02.2026 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The face that a thwomp makes when it hits the ground

05.02.2026 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Atkinson dither? You can easily tell it’s not an ordered dither, and it’s got too many lines to be Burkes. It could be boring old Floyd–Steinberg it just doesn’t feel right… hmmmmm…

05.02.2026 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

4 bits is a nibble…

Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.

05.02.2026 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

04.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I read that as impregnate and didn’t even flinch

04.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree

04.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lying splayed out in bed, staring at the ceiling, and dissociating while listening to Olivier Messiaen’s Catalogue dβ€˜oiseaux right now and this shit is fire.

04.02.2026 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

βŠ₯ or coβŠ₯?

(This shitpost was brought to you by category theory)

04.02.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite part is when jerry said it’s jerrify time and jerrified all over the room

04.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you divide the two cups or divide into the cups???

04.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

NO! what if you’re None!? Then the thread would panic! Better to operate directly over the monad with `map` and `and_then ` or use `unwrap_or`!

03.02.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If there is bilbo baggins, where is dildo daggins

03.02.2026 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fake. No cisgender white people are capable of procuring shitpost if this caliber.

03.02.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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