I may not be able to return, but I can always β.
(Cheers to the 2 people who got that joke)
@bongwatering.bsky.social
19 Kinda he/him kinda stupid kinda rust kinda chess kinda gay (?) kinda 2d platformers kinda developer kinda opensuse kinda game dev kinda godot kinda writer (really kinda) kinda funny (not really) kinda music (very not really)
I may not be able to return, but I can always β.
(Cheers to the 2 people who got that joke)
itβs the discombobulator
08.02.2026 12:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when athlon for jerries?
08.02.2026 12:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The βwhen you know (blank) but you just canβt prove itβ meme template with no captions.
08.02.2026 12:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt know any of these Iβm too Chinese ππππ
08.02.2026 12:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ts as in typescript?? Crazy
08.02.2026 09:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pufffft 2 million loc? Pfft I can metaprogram one trillion lines of `if false pass` in an hour and Iβll assure you it will run just about as well as this guyβs programs.
07.02.2026 11:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This
07.02.2026 11:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That one straight white guy whoβs boring as hell but for some reason is really reliable and chill.
07.02.2026 11:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 020k cocks at follower reveal
07.02.2026 09:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βSo long, gay bowser!β
07.02.2026 09:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What the fuck do you call someone who does curling? A curler?? How is that a word???
07.02.2026 08:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Umami always top, msg is KING
06.02.2026 11:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If there is Nintendo switch then we here is Nintendo top and Nintendo bottom?
06.02.2026 11:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Microsoft excel and the Nintendo Switch Calculator
06.02.2026 11:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI tried eating shit again and Iβm disappointed that it still tastes like shitβ
06.02.2026 10:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you donβt wanna see something, close your eyes
If you donβt want to smell something, breathe through your mouth
If you donβt want to taste something, donβt put it in your mouth
If you donβt wanna feel something, donβt touch it
If you donβt want to hear something? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The face that a thwomp makes when it hits the ground
05.02.2026 10:56 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Atkinson dither? You can easily tell itβs not an ordered dither, and itβs got too many lines to be Burkes. It could be boring old FloydβSteinberg it just doesnβt feel rightβ¦ hmmmmmβ¦
05.02.2026 10:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 04 bits is a nibbleβ¦
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device youβre using without explanation.
04.02.2026 20:55 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I read that as impregnate and didnβt even flinch
04.02.2026 20:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I agree
04.02.2026 20:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lying splayed out in bed, staring at the ceiling, and dissociating while listening to Olivier Messiaenβs Catalogue dβoiseaux right now and this shit is fire.
04.02.2026 11:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β₯ or coβ₯?
(This shitpost was brought to you by category theory)
My favorite part is when jerry said itβs jerrify time and jerrified all over the room
04.02.2026 02:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Do you divide the two cups or divide into the cups???
04.02.2026 02:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1NO! what if youβre None!? Then the thread would panic! Better to operate directly over the monad with `map` and `and_then ` or use `unwrap_or`!
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03.02.2026 11:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fake. No cisgender white people are capable of procuring shitpost if this caliber.
03.02.2026 11:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0