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If there were a god I would follow him blindly

Suddenly Seymour's your friend.

Suddenly Seymour standing beside you.

Suddenly Seymour is now your friend.

Tell me what to feel. Because I don’t know how.

Glomgold showing up to Scrooge’s funeral near made flop out of my chair.

“I am Magicka de spell and my hate for the Mac Ducks is not bound by time and-“

“I’m Ma Beagle I’m just here to kick your ass fuck y-“

“I’m Flintheart and I’m the most Scottish South African to ever live!!’”

I fucking love the Duck tales reboot. Flintheart Glomgold gets all the evil crew together and they can’t stop stepping on each other’s villainous monologues.

I can’t get enough of Kristi Noem eating shit and being yelled at. Fuck her. This pornography for me.

Call Corey Lewandowski now! He is a PR genius and if you want this kind of coverage he gets results! Also he will have sex with you.

She’s been waiting there a long time.

“I have to pick up my wife from the airport” is literally a joke I tell to gay men

We had gay sex.

*an ominous bell tolls in the background*

I don’t think she was ever anything else? You don’t “become” a Botox golem of racial violence.

I just got a message from him on Grindr

A sketch of Mog holding a wine glass sitting on a purple chair with white polkadots. I think it’s from the guide or one of the art books.

I can’t hear it without thinking of the Final Fantasy Moogle, Mog. Which I think would be a better interpretation.

The dog killing isn’t even the whole story.

After she shot it she realized:

1) There was a construction crew working across the street

2) Her kids’ school bus would be driving down that same street soon

She basically decided to murder a dog in the parking lot of a 7-11. That’s discretion to her.

Our agents conduct themselves according to training and procedures that no longer include sit ups because those are too hard.

I didn’t realize there was a Congressional cuck chair. Was Lewandowski under the desk or something?

It’s pretty stunning to see an emotionless psychopath with no ability to read the room try to cover her ass and fail miserably at it.

Noem, expertly reading the room: “They were a bad dog and my only regret is that my aim could have been better.”

I stopped paying attention after, “Yeah, Pizzagate was for morons,” but also yeah they set the AC to run so cold I can see an old woman’s nipples poking through her blazer.

No interviewer will ever figure out your suit is old. If you can get a good cheap suit for an interview get it.

Ties are out since COVID. I miss pairing a pastel blue half Windsor knot against my gray suit and pinkish shirt. Really shows up the str8 boys and shows lady recruiters you got style.

It’s kind of amazing to me how everyone shat on Macklemore for instructing you how to steal from Goodwill. Which is not a charity, but a corporation that clothes itself in charity vestiges.

Yes, it’s fine to buy an 80’s suit for $2.50 with overly broad lapels by popping tags. That is cool.

Even Colbert is just making up “Operstipn Epic Fury” is an anagram of “forget Epstein.”

It’s lame resistance Lib shit but fuck. I’ll take anything that gets Congress to put on its big boy pants and declare their own power to control whether or not we are at war.

I have to hand it to Hillary here. Rewatching this she has a pretty good poker face when she gets the news.

Not saying she’s a good person but she’s 100% in the right to be pissed off at this pathetic, clown show clout chasing shit.

The price movement of the purchase is irrelevant. The hedge fund’s primary focus would be (correctly) predicting that the private prison industry would grow.

A 5.5% share is small but not insignificant. They’d be a voice in picking company officers who would make profitable decisions.

Imagine voting for Trump because you loved racism and wanted to get rid of the ZOG

Wow if only she hadn’t quit her job and could do something about it.

I’d say buying public shares off an exchange isn’t as directly culpable as making a direct investment in the company (which would result in the creation of new shares) but it’s still not great.

Old investment by Steyer becomes an issue as he eyes public office Billionaire Democrat Tom Steyer -- who as the nation's largest SuperPAC donor vowed to extend his political activism to issues of 'racial justic and economic justice' -- has invested millons in the na...

His hedge fund made a sizable investment in a private prison corporation’s public shares.

I mean I think it’s possible they could score a point. But more in the sense that there’s such a huge skill gap that they do something stupid no professional would expect that accidentally works.

Then they get absolutely crushed once Serena figures out how bad they are.

He made those stupid commercials where you see the back of Trump’s head as he’s throwing burgers at the TV. He’s so lame.

Also I don’t want a billionaire governor.