Gretchen Woods

If it was important, you’d have posted it with alt text so everyone could read it.

YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

It has come to my attention that some of you have never seen Tom Holland's "Umbrella" on Lip Sync Battle.

The world's a dumpster fire so here, feel 2.5 minutes of joy:

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Beautiful work!!

Dooooo iiiiiiiitttt

Just purchased the audiobook based on those two quotes alone. Wish me luck!

Should be Heisenberg, since it’s a black box you can’t see inside, and there’s no predicting what the output will be.

“Chaotic lagniappe” would be a great band name

You can immediately picture the smug little pissant who said it, though.

I don’t know the detective, but I guarantee she will be played on screen by either Jane Fonda or Lily Tomlin.

Right??? Not once has he had a pocket cheeseburger. Heck, he hasn’t even produced a Hot Pocket.

Me to my husband, at least once a week, at bedtime: “You don’t happen to have, like, a cheeseburger in your pocket, do you? Or a pizza maybe? No?” <frown>

Ew. Just …. ew. Way for them to virtue signal without encouraging others to put their money where their “support” is.

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Weekend Update: Tina Fey on Protesting After Charlottesville - SNL

After a cake-based conversation with my teen, I had the pleasure of introducing them to Tina Fey’s“sheetcaking” appearance on SNL back in Ye Olden Days. And now I am sad for how little has changed for the better since it originally aired.

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“Hockey-puckey “ was RIGHT THERE, and you left it

I feel ya. Every part of my body and soul is connected to my left shoulder, which Announces Its Displeasure With The Situation regularly. I joked about it with my PT, who thought I was kidding … until I managed to involve my left shoulder in standing heel raises. The look on her face was priceless.

But…aren’t buttons with 3 holes standard where you live?

No, me neither.

Close up photo of white paper hexagons laid out in a grid on fabric, ready to be cut out for EPP hexies.

Well, actually, I’m cutting EPP hexagons out of extra yardage from a project I did 15 years ago, not scraps. Sheesh.

How do you read so many books? I am simply trying to avoid reality. What are you doing?

Literally #booksky

I mean, I’ve had worse layovers. At least yours has a giant pretzel!

I cannot hit the like button enough times to show my approval of this quilt!

My dad would have approved of this joke. Then carved his own and had my mom paint it. Mom would have complained the whole time she painted, but it would have looked awesome.

Cool song! I spent the first half waiting for Paul Simon to start singing, but it’s way to fast for that :)

We're SO excited to announce Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff will be the guest bad guys on the fourth and final show of this run. In addition to that, Trace and Frank will be cowriting this episode along with the RiffTrax gang. We're over the moon!

I’m a mixture of I AM MANEUVERING WITH DIFFICULTY and I AM DRAGGING MY ANCHOR.

I second the recommendation for hand-stitching. A lot of times when you need to elevate a limb, it needs to be above your heart, which isn’t really going to work with a sewing machine.

In Singapore for the first time, and the hotel breakfast buffet has introduced me to Teh Tarik. There may be no going back to chai for me.

What if you did chai spices and tarik’d it? Ooooo need to note that to try when I get home.

Also:
On my last longish flight, I was wearing a mask on the plane. The guy with the seat next to me asks me in a very disgusted tone, “Are you sick???” I said No, and I don’t want to be.

He proceeds to sit down next to me and cough intermittently for the entire flight.

Jerk.

A resplendent Quetzal bird, seen through a spotting scope and partly obscured by leaves. It is a fancy, fancy birb.

I do question why you didn’t pair this quote with a Resplendent Quetzal.

Hugs

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

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