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Charlemagne Chateau

@charlemagnechateau.bsky.social

DC drag queen and general headache

141 Followers  |  123 Following  |  183 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.4966

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I’m actually what’s known as a ghost shouter. I have the ability to yell at ghosts

23.09.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that in Buffy, the gang regularly hangs out passionately researching things in the library and Principal Snyder and Joyce are like β€œwhat are you up to, hooligans?!”

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Everything is an ad.

30.07.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My kink is watching ICE agents getting forcibly run out of town

22.07.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DC Drag Awards

21.07.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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19.07.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What’s your favorite Lucy Lawless project? Mine’s Eurotrip

19.07.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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19.07.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meeting your heart surgeon the day before the big op, and discovering they got into it because they liked unboxing videos.

18.07.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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I guess this is my only real social media outlet anymore. Say hi πŸ’•

15.07.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I may not go down in history, but I will absolutely go down on your dad

14.07.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œA little hard work never killed anybody”

*stares in all of human history*

13.07.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Am I the only one who constantly wants to play matchmaker on Sniffies?

20.06.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou’re gender-fluid?”

β€œBasically. My gender is kind of like that episode where Eliza Dushku plays Faith as Buffy as Faith.”

18.06.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My grandmother: β€œand this is my USO dress. Isn’t the sash fetching?”

Me: β€œand this is my don’t-kill-myself pill. And this is my feel-slightly-better-about-living pill.”

15.06.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joyce: β€œso what did you do for your birthday?”

Buffy: β€œI got my back blown out by my soulless boyfriend”

13.06.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t even know what one roll of paper towels or toilet paper is anymore because they’re all measured by how many other rolls they’re equivalent to

09.06.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My jamboree is no joke

05.06.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pic of Willow and Tara from Buffy s4 with a tweet pasted on top that says β€œβ€˜you want everyone and everything to be gay’ yes that’s correct”

A pic of Willow and Tara from Buffy s4 with a tweet pasted on top that says β€œβ€˜you want everyone and everything to be gay’ yes that’s correct”

🌈🌈🌈

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