@andrewhastings.bsky.social
Sydney Comedian. El Perro Grande. https://linktr.ee/andrewhastings
When thereβs a girl in groupchat
26.02.2025 23:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think Scottish people are faking it
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Dudes when they bust too quick
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How roast battle comedians feel when they call someone fat and/or gay
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When you get a cool new hat to wear to the big event but then you get there and youβre a little worried people will make fun of it
10.02.2025 01:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs a video I keep seeing with a caption like βAustralian Cultureβ or something and itβs a guy doing a super obvious shitty parody of The Chats, but The Chats are already doing a funny play on Australian culture, so what the fuck are we even doing here?
03.02.2025 08:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The truth is out there
23.01.2025 03:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Smoking in the VIP Section and telling security i'm allowed to because I have a Dartist Pass
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Watching your mum leave for work after you told her you were βtoo sick for schoolβ
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Found this old photo of me at under 16s footy training
13.01.2025 22:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm pro-choice but for the wrong reasons.
I just really hate midwives.
jb hi fi are selling plain black tees. For the love of god go down and buy something off them, theyβre in shambles
09.01.2025 05:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Midwife? I think sheβs beautiful!
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Last minute gift idea? (Link in bio)
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This is what happens to you when you try do a musical about a breakdancer
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More like Craig IvanMilat am I right?
06.12.2024 04:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Calling in sick to work because Eminemβs mum died
04.12.2024 00:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Manosphere podcaster getting confused and asking one of the guys who killed bin laden if his boyfriend is angry that he makes more money than him doing onlyfans
03.12.2024 04:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02 different IT guys from 2 different companies both remote controlling my laptop right now, both absolutely just saw βVince McMahon Theme Song Lyricsβ in my recent search history
27.11.2024 05:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey if Zelda is a descendant of other Zeldas and Link is a descendant of other Links doesnβt that make them cousins?
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Tom Waits makes music for hanging out with the fellas in a Zelda dungeon
17.11.2024 06:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You guys hear about this band The Beatles? They're pretty good, kind of like the Blink-182 of Britpop I guess?
17.11.2024 06:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Having 6 beers, downloading Echoes of Wisdom and realising some stuff about myself
14.11.2024 11:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Going βJoker Modeβ (laugh reacting when she puts a photo of another dude on her story)
14.11.2024 03:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If thereβs a bar tab for comedians I should be allowed to put my share of it on the pokies
14.11.2024 03:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An indication of the desperation to get off the other one
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