Oh, deer. Hope heβs okay. Youβre a great human.
30.09.2025 21:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@alansimpson.bsky.social
I need to know the universe as it truly isβ¦.from Winnipeg. Winnipegger. Scot. Educator. Atheist. Cracks wisely but truly. Multi-accented.
Oh, deer. Hope heβs okay. Youβre a great human.
30.09.2025 21:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy Saturday. Grab life by the kangarooβs throat today.
Or however that saying goes π€·ββοΈ
Looks delicious
27.09.2025 12:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Enjoy this lovely, foggy autumn day in #Winnipeg.
24.09.2025 13:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know it doesnβt feel like there are equal amounts of light and dark in the world, but today there literally is.
Happy Equinox Day; the first day of Autumn in the north and the first day of Spring in the south. Or as @doctorfosser.bsky.social calls it; the 22nd day of Autumn
Itβs a true privilege. Youβre the special one.
22.09.2025 02:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs when you have biased Canadian pride.
βthe Blue Jays give me a huge maple bonerβ
Mullet
21.09.2025 23:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maple boner
21.09.2025 23:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mooseknuckle
21.09.2025 23:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Zed
21.09.2025 23:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π they donβt sound trustworthy!
21.09.2025 01:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Use it in a sentence!
21.09.2025 01:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They shouldβve gone with the Blackreds.
20.09.2025 21:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is my jam
19.09.2025 22:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I couldnβt agree more. Some of my favourite experiences have been fairly short-lived. And thatβs okay. Experience the moments.
18.09.2025 11:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are those your shorts at your feet?
18.09.2025 11:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Never in doubt
17.09.2025 02:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0RIP Robert Redford.
Youβll always be my favourite gif.
An excellent colour on you
15.09.2025 12:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Whatβs his Beard Above Replacement, Keegs?
12.09.2025 00:17 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs just nice to be included.
11.09.2025 21:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It DOES get better. You start to just hear it as someone elseβs voice. I now use previous recordings to prep for lectures.
07.09.2025 17:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What a cunt.
06.09.2025 18:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Test that arm.
05.09.2025 22:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I still havenβt gotten a reply
05.09.2025 14:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good idea! Good night, Shannon
05.09.2025 01:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With the light of a thousand suns do I hope heβs dead.
Thatβs all π
Happy Friday, nerds
29.08.2025 15:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looks amazing
27.08.2025 02:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0