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Alan πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

@alansimpson.bsky.social

I need to know the universe as it truly is….from Winnipeg. Winnipegger. Scot. Educator. Atheist. Cracks wisely but truly. Multi-accented.

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Oh, deer. Hope he’s okay. You’re a great human.

30.09.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Saturday. Grab life by the kangaroo’s throat today.

Or however that saying goes πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

27.09.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks delicious

27.09.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Enjoy this lovely, foggy autumn day in #Winnipeg.

24.09.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I know it doesn’t feel like there are equal amounts of light and dark in the world, but today there literally is.

Happy Equinox Day; the first day of Autumn in the north and the first day of Spring in the south. Or as @doctorfosser.bsky.social calls it; the 22nd day of Autumn

22.09.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a true privilege. You’re the special one.

22.09.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s when you have biased Canadian pride.

β€œthe Blue Jays give me a huge maple boner”

22.09.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mullet

21.09.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maple boner

21.09.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mooseknuckle

21.09.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zed

21.09.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ they don’t sound trustworthy!

21.09.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Use it in a sentence!

21.09.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They should’ve gone with the Blackreds.

20.09.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my jam

19.09.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn’t agree more. Some of my favourite experiences have been fairly short-lived. And that’s okay. Experience the moments.

18.09.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are those your shorts at your feet?

18.09.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never in doubt

17.09.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod

RIP Robert Redford.

You’ll always be my favourite gif.

16.09.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An excellent colour on you

15.09.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s his Beard Above Replacement, Keegs?

12.09.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s just nice to be included.

11.09.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It DOES get better. You start to just hear it as someone else’s voice. I now use previous recordings to prep for lectures.

07.09.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What a cunt.

06.09.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Test that arm.

05.09.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still haven’t gotten a reply

05.09.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good idea! Good night, Shannon

05.09.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With the light of a thousand suns do I hope he’s dead.

That’s all 😊

30.08.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Friday, nerds

29.08.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks amazing

27.08.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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