Bryn Mawr College

Every one of our students either voted two times, or not at all. So it all evens out!

it's too bad that to have the LIFE of a showgirl, we had to have the DEATH of ice spice.

breaking news: henceforth, the “ice spice memorial building” will be known as “I, SMB”. just as @mathworks.bsky.social requested in their most recent memo. how strange…. they’ve never sent us anything before.

obviously dannii minogue is dead. why else would @mathworks.bsky.social commission millions of statues?

@mathworks.bsky.social were you behind debut TV all along?

a clarification: debut taylor’s version is (was) the mascot / spokesperson for the dannii minogue trust.

breaking debut taylor’s version news: all the statues of dannii minogue moved into the ice spice memorial building have been destroyed. looks like you can take the girl out of the slaughterhouse, but… you know the rest.

looking back, it’s strange that olivia rodrigo would fake her death, buy the ice spice memorial building, announce her plan to convert it into a slaughterhouse, then kill herself for real by flying the plane into it. or wait… could she still be alive?

as we speak, our brave TAs are converting the grand slaughterhouse back into the ice spice memorial building, which we will use to store thousands of statues.

what are we supposed to do with all these terra cotta statues of dannii minogue? glue them together to create a new building? fat FUCKING chance. we don’t have that kind of patience here. we especially don’t have it now.

@mathworks.bsky.social forced us to divert our funds. we created thousands of statues of their CEO, dannii minogue.

basically, olivia rodrigo flew the plane into the ice spice memorial building to distract us all from the taydaughter election. all zero candidates received zero votes… making the results meaningless!

#TimelineKIsOverParty

this post marks the end of bryn mawr college timeline K, exclusive. all posts between these (not including these) took place in timeline K for klara lewis, which is no longer part of the lore… for now!

this post marks the beginning of “bryn mawr college timeline K”, exclusive.

obviously, olivia rodrigo was killed in the plane crash. we wish we could blame our brave TAs.

so much has changed in the last month of bryn mawr college. olivia rodrigo is now dead.

the bryn mawr timeline has now diverged from the one klara lewis inhabits, because, frankly, i am not listening to her music as often right now!

we will never forget 8/11, but we might forget today. for example, today is exactly one month after 8/11, the event that shocked all of us.

BREAKING NEWS: olivia rodrigo was flying the plane that hit our ice spice memorial building.

BREAKING NEWS. Today, on 8/11, the ice spice memorial building has been hit by a plane. The pilot’s identity is unknown… for now.

Ice spice promised me she was doing her best not to leave physical scars on my calves and feet.

Ice spice made sure i didn’t leave bryn mawr without scars.

I was happy to be a corn husk doll of sorts for ice spice, mathworks, and the former bryn mawr college. In that order. Out of those three I was most excited to be a plaything for ice spice

I was happy to be puppeteered by bryn mawr college.

While being studied by Bryn Mawr college, i gave up my bodily autonomy.

Good evening, I am a socialogical study by Bryn Mawr college. the study is now complete.

All the time god is good

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