Ryan Reason

If I should end up in prison, it will be because I was too smart for my own good. Just like my second grade report card predicted.

03.07.2025 03:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

04.05.2025 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We signed up yesterday. We got there early, and the line for new memberships behind us was at least 30 people. I asked the employee if it was always this busy on a Sunday. He said, not at all, but in the last few weeks it’s been long line of new sign ups everyday. People voting with their wallet. ✊🙌

17.02.2025 15:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When I think of romance, I always think of my parents. Whenever they would go out to a fancy restaurant, my dad would always pick up something from the table and whisper sweetly, ‘put this in your purse.’

14.02.2025 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gravel bike. Adventure bike. Marin Four Corners. Get outdoors Las Vegas.

Scenic Bowl Sunday.

09.02.2025 22:43 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was deep in Third Wave at the time. Here’s some other recommendations that might be fun to check out on your journey.

The Hippos
Jeffries Fan Club
The Aquabats
Spring Heel Jack
Dance Hall Crashers

08.02.2025 17:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just discovered this album and band. They are really fantastic! I haven’t found this level of energy and lyrical depth in a long time. Thanks JB Conspiracy!

08.02.2025 17:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine the timeline where we went along with the metric system from the beginning.

07.02.2025 04:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve never really played golf because I’m not trapped in a loveless marriage.

06.02.2025 19:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know this sounds insane, but I swear to god, the internet used to be so fun

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04.02.2025 18:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean, we all left MySpace at some point, right?

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