Jetfire & Jetstorm

OOC: Sorry yall, the next semester's starting up soon and I'm going to have to take a hiatus. See yall sometime in the future! ✌️

Oooh, that one is very cute-looking! Its neck is looking like an oil spill!

-Jetfire

We are trying to, sir! But trouble seems to be finding Sentinel Prime first!

I do not know about Lazerbeak, but these birds sound fascinating! Are they the grey organics that Doctor Ratchet has been complaining about?

-Jetfire

Hello Jazz, sir! It is good to be seeing you here!

What is a bird?

-Jetstorm

No damages to humans, sir, they are only making very loud noises. If it helps, we can be assisting in reconstructing colourful metal jungle after organic business is done!

-Jetstorm

If space barnacle can eat through metal, it is probably not good for organics to be eating! But if you are wanting to be eating one, I do not think I can stop you.

-Jetfire

We landed as lightly as we could, but the metal thing crumbled so easily! We are not intending to destroy, unlike Decepticon lugnuts!

-Jetfire

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Optimus Prime, sir, are all places on Earth so fragile? Jetfire and I have landed in your city, but the place we landed seems to be a little broken now. There are also some small humans and they are making very loud noises.

-Jetstorm

Jetstorm should not have been calling me ugly, then! We will be fixing after Earth organic business, do not worry Sentinel Prime, sir.

-Jetfire

Yes sir, Sentinel Prime, sir! Also, all space barnacles have been removed from the ship's hull, and any damage has been patched.

-Jetfire

DO NOT BE EATING THAT IT WILL BE MELTING YOUR INTERNAL COMPONENTS!! THAT OR IT WILL BE THE ONE DOING THE EATING!!

-Jetfire

Yes! Now I will be showing everyone the terrible things that we are peeling off of the ship hull! Space barnacles look boring but stick to metal like Decepticon to energon! Are also ugly, but not as ugly as Jetfire!

-Jetstorm

Test 2- .vms file

That is not how it should be looking

-Jetstorm

Test 1- .vis memory file

Yes sir, Sentinel Prime, sir.

-Jetfire

@bestprime.bsky.social May I be using my flamethrowers to burn barnacles off of the ship hull?

-Jetfire

Why must we be removing space barnacles for so long? It feels like we have been working for cycles! Looking into space is boring and prying off barnacles is even more boring! Even fixing broken engine is more fun than this.

-Jetfire

Space barnacles

YES SIR SENTINEL PRIME, SIR!

Yes, but our code is superior to Decepticon code! We are adding his code to ours and are using it to fly! The Decepticon had nothing to be doing with our construction!

Also, what are the little pictures? I am seeing them a lot, but do not know what they are.

-Jetstorm

Why can't we be the ones kicking Decepticon aft like this!! And our camera is in need of repair, so we cannot be taking any cool photo-caps!! Sentinel Prime is so cruel.
Congratulations Optimus Prime, sir!

-Jetfire

Ah, I am seeing. Our datapad is not having photo-cap abilities, so maybe I will try jacking in and uploading something from memory files...

-Jetstorm (the actual cooler one)

That is not true! We existed before the upgrades, and we certainly are not knock-off based on Decepticon scum! Blegh, I am feeling like purging at the thought of it...

-Jetstorm

Not if we are destroying you first, Decepticreep!

How are others adding the pictures on these? They are showing up on the datapad but are not appearing on the textbox.

-Jetfire (the cooler one)

Hello! We are Jetfire and Jetstorm, and we are Autobots! We heard that some of the other Autobots are being on this human intercom thing, and we wanted to join! We will try to be fun!
Please do not be telling Sentinel Prime- he will be making us scrape space barnacles off of the ship's hull again.