Masquerageous🦋

I feel a shift, y'all. I feel it in my bones. Change is coming and the pedophile will be removed.

Time to start chanting LOCK HIM UP everywhere he goes. He is truly the worst human and is somehow running....oh sorry, I mean ruining.... this country. He belongs in jail immediately! If you still support him, please continue to go fucketh thyself, bitch.

You know what? This would not even surprise me.

Great idea!!

I feel this to my core today. Please cuddle him but also leave him alone.

As a midwestern, I can confidently say we will either get a dusting of snow, a blizzard, or 60 degree weather. I hope that helps.

I feel very strongly about voicing my disgust for all of the twat waffles that voted for the soiled, shriveled, cheeto. ALL of them. To their faces. But especially those whom I know in real life who made fun little comments after the election. Are we great yet, moldy muffins? 😘

He also, no doubtedly, says things like "Women don't want nice guys...like me," and we laugh and laugh and laugh. I bet it would be a difficult task to find a woman who would feel comfortable in a room alone with him.

The Blue Wave came in strong, and along with it, we found momentum and hope.
Mamdani was the win that kept us all on the edge of our seats for months, and I'm so happy he won💙
But, can we talk about Boston Mayor Michelle Wu, who ran unopposed due to her immense popularity? What a badass.

Dear Usha,
Girl, leave that couch humping mofo. He's openly cozy with that disgusting widow who acts like her plant died, not her husband. She's not sane and neither is your baby daddy. Now leave him and tell us EVERYTHING. Write a tell-all, do the interviews, smear his name.

Xo,
Everyone

Add an Easter bunny to the mix for funsies

I truly think that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will be our President one day. He is so naturally charismatic and lovable. He fights for what's right, is genuinely nice to people, and isn't afraid to get a little petty. If this country can move past their biases, he's in. 💙

I have what I think is a brilliant book idea. I've always been passionate about writing, but I have NO CLUE how to get a book published. Any suggestions?

Canada is in South Korea. Duh. Everyone knows that🙄

I was fully convinced that hat was landing back on

I'm taking out a restraining order on reality.

Oooh depressing smut...I like it!

Thank you so much for sharing this!! 🫶

Grab 'em by the east wing

I've had long covid for four years and just got over having covid again. Does it uno reverse the symptoms now? 🤞

I can't believe it's gone this far... I need one construction worker to be brave and take one for the team.

Oh, sorry... no. We ran out of everything else. But there is a two for one special on the terror. You don't have to request it. We hand it out for free 🤗

I get covid and miss the news for a few days, and Trump is demolishing parts of the White House?!
Why are we letting this man destroy our country again?? I can't remember.

I'm jealous of those who get to vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
I really think this man will be President one day.
#makeamericahotagain

That's what I say when I'm ummm... gardening. 🌱

As an Iowan who was not invested in this story at all, I did read the whole thing and when I got to the end I defiantly said "No." So that's that, I guess. RIP Splatatouille

A tiny man with a flannel and little baby puffy vest on, waiting to speak to a manager in Valhalla

Just tested positive for covid, after 36 hours of feeling like I'm on my death bed.
Never had covid under Biden🙄
This is Donald Trump's America, guys.

I just heard we are getting paid to protest Saturday at the No Kings event as Antifa.
Couple points:
1. EVERYONE SHOULD BE ANTIFA, YOU DUMB FUCKS. IT LITERALLY MEANS ANTI-FASCIST
2. We don't want kings, idiots
3. Who do I talk to about getting paid?? I've been protesting for free all this time🙄

Yes, I will, in fact, have this sign at No Kings Day on Saturday 🤏🍆