Flabbergasted noshadowcantouch

Agree 💯 👇

21.12.2025 10:58 — 👍 5768 🔁 2041 💬 440 📌 185

Total roast.

21.12.2025 14:06 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

21.12.2025 13:36 — 👍 26449 🔁 8859 💬 516 📌 499

I just can’t. These jokes are just too hilarious!

07.12.2025 04:14 — 👍 32 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

😂😂😂😂

07.12.2025 04:09 — 👍 19 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 3

Starter pack for you this evening.

21.11.2025 03:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you for including me!

21.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The President of the United States is publicly calling for the political prosecution of his political opponents, urging the death penalty because they urged soldiers to uphold the rule of law.

This should be front page news everywhere. It is not, which tells much about how we got to this point.

20.11.2025 17:35 — 👍 13532 🔁 4323 💬 828 📌 299

8:30 pm...always seems a lot later..in November...than it does mid-June. It's exactly the same..it's just darker at 8:30 pm in November.

Remember that. We're just living in the darker part of things right now..but...we're still living. The light..will come back around. We'll still be here. We will.

21.11.2025 02:45 — 👍 1220 🔁 217 💬 61 📌 17

21.11.2025 03:16 — 👍 49 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 2

Do you think Trump is disappointed that he didn’t get National Geographic photo of the year?

19.11.2025 14:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No shocker here.

19.11.2025 02:42 — 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Eye roll. No honor among thieves.

17.11.2025 04:18 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Imagine if the most powerful man in the world, who controls enough warheads to Wipeout all humanity,

is so immature and emotionally insecure that he gets upset and angry at comedians telling jokes about him

17.11.2025 03:58 — 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Congress’ restrictions on hemp-derived THC is a short-sighted overreaction Lawmakers who don’t fully understand the issue could jeopardize an industry worth close to $30 billion — as well as thousands of jobs.

Interesting read.

15.11.2025 22:59 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Insanity. On the count of three, we all say “WE TOLD YOU SO!”

15.11.2025 20:48 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

So the First Felon not only is demanding Pam Bondi pay him $230 million of our money

He’s also planning on paying upwards of $50 million to Michael Flynn who plead guilty to lying to the FBI

The greed and corruption is off the charts.

15.11.2025 01:47 — 👍 366 🔁 144 💬 21 📌 6

Love it when the far right nut jobs start turning on each other.

15.11.2025 02:48 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fact-check: true 😕

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Priorities.

13.11.2025 19:31 — 👍 21508 🔁 9066 💬 533 📌 342

“This was a very very bad vote”

10.11.2025 03:30 — 👍 11473 🔁 3353 💬 354 📌 223

All of this

10.11.2025 01:41 — 👍 8465 🔁 1823 💬 156 📌 33

What a waste of the last month! The American people suffered for nothing.

10.11.2025 04:14 — 👍 14 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

Trump getting boo’d at the Comanders game was priceless! I mean he wants to revert them back to the previous team name and rename the stadium after himself.

10.11.2025 04:13 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Dis Cuss Ting!!!

08.11.2025 23:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you for including me. Appreciate you!

08.11.2025 23:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When your own words come back to kick you in the mouth.

08.11.2025 23:34 — 👍 116 🔁 50 💬 1 📌 1

Shut up Mullin.

07.11.2025 03:31 — 👍 91 🔁 41 💬 6 📌 0

Tellin the truth here. Lost many a friend over this.

07.11.2025 03:31 — 👍 23 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0

Facts!

01.11.2025 03:43 — 👍 33 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0

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