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🌊It’s a mad mad world out there when you butter your toast on the wrong side. Anxiety weighs heavy on my shoulders. Hold on to your butt cheeks; gonna be a bumpy ride. 🌊 I ALSO love Horror movies, Ozzy, Star Trek, and my 5 rescue dogs. Married. NO DM.

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Starter pack for you this evening.

21.11.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for including me!

21.11.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The President of the United States is publicly calling for the political prosecution of his political opponents, urging the death penalty because they urged soldiers to uphold the rule of law.

This should be front page news everywhere. It is not, which tells much about how we got to this point.

20.11.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13579    πŸ” 4350    πŸ’¬ 843    πŸ“Œ 297

8:30 pm...always seems a lot later..in November...than it does mid-June. It's exactly the same..it's just darker at 8:30 pm in November.

Remember that. We're just living in the darker part of things right now..but...we're still living. The light..will come back around. We'll still be here. We will.

21.11.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1217    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 17
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Do you think Trump is disappointed that he didn’t get National Geographic photo of the year?

19.11.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No shocker here.

19.11.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eye roll. No honor among thieves.

17.11.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if the most powerful man in the world, who controls enough warheads to Wipeout all humanity,

is so immature and emotionally insecure that he gets upset and angry at comedians telling jokes about him

17.11.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Congress’ restrictions on hemp-derived THC is a short-sighted overreaction Lawmakers who don’t fully understand the issue could jeopardize an industry worth close to $30 billion β€” as well as thousands of jobs.

Interesting read.

15.11.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Insanity. On the count of three, we all say β€œWE TOLD YOU SO!”

15.11.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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So the First Felon not only is demanding Pam Bondi pay him $230 million of our money

He’s also planning on paying upwards of $50 million to Michael Flynn who plead guilty to lying to the FBI

The greed and corruption is off the charts.

15.11.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 371    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 6

Love it when the far right nut jobs start turning on each other.

15.11.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fact-check: true πŸ˜•

13.11.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 17649    πŸ” 5702    πŸ’¬ 1002    πŸ“Œ 374
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Priorities.

13.11.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 21595    πŸ” 9113    πŸ’¬ 540    πŸ“Œ 342
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β€œThis was a very very bad vote”

10.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11564    πŸ” 3390    πŸ’¬ 361    πŸ“Œ 236

All of this

10.11.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8515    πŸ” 1838    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 33

What a waste of the last month! The American people suffered for nothing.

10.11.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump getting boo’d at the Comanders game was priceless! I mean he wants to revert them back to the previous team name and rename the stadium after himself.

10.11.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dis Cuss Ting!!!

08.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for including me. Appreciate you!

08.11.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When your own words come back to kick you in the mouth.

08.11.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Shut up Mullin.

07.11.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tellin the truth here. Lost many a friend over this.

07.11.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Facts!

01.11.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Mike Johnson bemoans able-bodied men collecting healthcare benefits from the government while not working--exactly what Mike Johnson is currently doing.

31.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2719    πŸ” 776    πŸ’¬ 205    πŸ“Œ 57

Thanks for the shout out!

31.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ick.

31.10.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly it’s from Frankenstein’s monster. lol

31.10.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the shout out!

31.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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