Self Care Vampire

Elijah is a long-haired vampire gazing with a sultry expression at the viewer, fangs visible and blood on his mouth. He appears flush with pleasure.

Will you join me this evening? 🍷

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Elijah's assistant here, and as a fellow queer autistic - high five! 🥳

12.01.2026 23:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well done, my dear. 🍷

09.01.2026 00:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very good, my pet.

09.01.2026 00:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm part of the early play testers and I gotta say..... Y'ALL AIN'T FUCKING READY! 🫣

Definitely keep an eye out on this project I can't stress this enough!

08.01.2026 08:50 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Elijah's minions here: We're definitely supporters of AO3 haha, and we're so glad the fluster is working! 😎

09.01.2026 00:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Elijah the vampire points to a glass of water, giving the viewer a fanged, encouraging smile.

Come now, young one. When was the last time you drank water? Let's hydrate. 🧃

06.01.2026 23:04 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Self Care Vampire is an upcoming mobile romance game where the more you take care of yourself, the better you'll taste for your your immortal companion.

Interested in early access on iOS and Android? 🦇🍷

The vampire Elijah is accepting new Thrall applications, right here: www.selfcarevampire.com

11.12.2025 05:30 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1