Stop tryna get in my phone, creeps

A cartoon yak shaving his face. A still image from Ren & Stimpy

Happy Yak Shaving Day to all who celebrate ♥️🪒

🤩 it's like having a wealthy friend that collects film without all the social bullshit!

I accidentally gave Disney $$ for TRON: Ares ☺️ but I gave them as little as possible. Oh, shit, I also gave them $6 so I could watch Alien: Earth. Damn, I guess I stan for Disney ☹️

My favorite imagined conspiracy was when Obama was going full-throttle on nuclear energy and then Fukushima happened. I wondered to myself, "Hmm. If anybody COULD engineer a targeted earthquake/tsunami it would be the oil companies. They've got the plate tectonic data and the resources to weaponize.

😅 I always suspect conspiracy first and then I laugh at myself. Before I even heard about the AWS outage I noticed half the sites I visit in the morning weren't working. I said, to myself, "Hmm. How convenient. Now nobody can post/read about the No Kings protests." But Hanlon's razor centers me 😅

Or "reduce."

Whoa! The guy from @rifftrax.com Frozen Scream is running for school board. #LoveAndImmortality #AnnAnnAnnAnnAnnAnn #Year6969

Thanks for the new percussion patch, insurance lizard cousin

I love her so much 😍 I got to see her speak in person a few years ago

😅 I've done that. When I go to a restaurant I NEED to wash my hands before I eat. Sometimes my preferred bathroom is occupied for an indeterminate amount of time or it's out of soap or whatever so I duck into the other one. If possible I keep the door open so it doesn't look like I'm being sneaky.

*

* Contains 7% dog by volume

😅🤮

I don't even know for sure if sharks have a cloaca. I don't even know for sure if you have a cloaca. One thing I do know for sure is that I would never challenge the bathroom presence of any human or entity putting in sufficient effort to appear human if it's obvious they're just taking a dump.

What was the nature of the challenge? Did she think you were a real shark disguised as a human preying on unsuspecting bathroom humans? Did she think you were a real shark and knows, from high school science class, that sharks don't use bathrooms? Was her concern cloaca-related?

One of my most reviled words: lessen(ed). I think it bothers me because it doesn't have symmetry. There's no antonym that makes sense. Please use "decrease" instead 🙏

We Don't Live on the Surface Anymore - A Solo-Journaling RPG A solo-journaling TTRPG for after the end of the world.

I just backed We Don't Live on the Surface Anymore - A Solo-Journaling RPG on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/sti...

A SKELITON WHO SAYIN "THINKING ABOUT BEGOMING A CLICKY KEYBOARD GUY " AND WHY NOT I CANT HEAR A DAMB THING WHILE IM TYPIN NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

CLCLCLCLCLICK - dashare.zone ADMIN

Thanks for the new desktop wallpaper <3

Anybody else feel an irrational amount of satisfaction when their machines randomly perform beautiful geometric symmetrical (geosymmetrical?) patterns?

The sky feels really big tonight

We've always said it to our kids. Our family can have entire conversations consisting of exclusively movie quotes. I think we got "quick like a bunny" from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

🤣

🤣

Now the recurrent question: Do I want it sooner and cheaper or do I want the Umbrella release? 🤣

So, like, the 2-cop routine

I saw them a few years ago. I didn't know you are into Negativland but now that I know (1) it seems obvious 😂 (2) I'll keep an eye out for future performances

Murph is less a name and more a state of mind. In the industry we call it Murphitude.

The Murph bylaws make no mention of alternate spellings or regional variations so even if Merf's name was Brent he's sufficiently Murphy-looking so that he would be welcome and accepted in any menagerie of Murphs.